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Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,




##Begin Log##

Captain’s Log, entry #004
Stardate: Hours of grey, sep-infested wasteland from the next village.

I got back to Viidu's feeling a little better after my good deeds at the Point. My good mood lasted until I hit the warehouse floor.







That sounded like my cue.



quote:

Syreena: Captain, thank goodness. I could use your help here.

Quinine: Throttle down, boys. Word is, Rogun the Butcher has his eye on Syreena.

Syreena: Th-that's right, Bracco. You don't want to get on Rogun's bad side.

Bracco: He's already scoping out his future trophies, huh? Figures. It just proves Viidu ain't long for this world.



That could've gone a lot worse than it did. Viidu'd been understanding so far, but something told me a shoot-out in his warehouse over his girl might've stretched his goodwill.

Knowing my luck at the moment I'd have just ended up breaking something Viidu was holding for the Hutt cartel.

quote:

Syreena: Thank you for stepping in, Captain. I was so frightened.

Quinine: I couldn't let those thugs push you around.

Syreena: I've never had anyone defend me before. I wish there were more men like you in the galaxy.

Syreena: What Bracco said was true – Rogun the Butcher will kill Viidu if those blasters don't show up.

Syreena: Viidu can't protect me anymore. He's not half the man you are.

About this time a million red flags popped up along the horizon, but for some drat reason I can't help but make life more interesting for myself. She's an obvious schmoozer, but who doesn't like to be schmoozed from time to time?


quote:

Syreena: I... I can't do that to Viidu right now. Maybe when the danger is past...

Syreena: I should go. Viidu's waiting for you. I won't forget your kindness, captain. Farewell, for now.

Okay, so I'm a bastard for flirting with Viidu's girl – if we're all alive in a few days for him to be mad about it, I'll point out who just saved our collective asses from Rogun the Not So Nice Guy.

Hopefully nobody'll mention who lost all the blasters in the first place.


quote:

Quinine: Some of your goons just went after your girl, Viidu.

Viidu: Word must be getting out we're in trouble. The warehouse boys smell blood in the water.

Corso: Want me to knuckle down on the staff, boss?

Viidu: Just keep an eye on them. If those idiots make another move against me, we'll clean house.

Viidu: You did good, Captain. Corso found us a terrific little slicer kit, so we're ready to decrypt that data.

Viidu: We'll know where to find Skavak soon, but until then, I've got a special job that only you can do.

Quinine: Until I get my ship back, my schedule's pretty open.

Viidu: I have an exciting opportunity for us to all stay alive.

Viidu: I need you to keep Rogun the Butcher off our backs. Syreena stalled him earlier, but it's not enough.

Viidu: We need to distract Rogun by giving him something he really wants – a canister of some special chemicals from a nearby village.



I didn't need to hear what it was to know anything called the "big boom run" was something I wasn't going to enjoy. Running all over Ord Mantell getting into shootouts with separatists was starting to make me feel like we were losing sight of the big picture here, and I told Viidu as much.

quote:

Quinine: All I care about is finding Skavak and getting back what's mine.

Viidu: If we don't get Rogun off our backs, you won't get the chance to do that. Hear me out.

Viidu: There's a loopy scientist with a chemical that can supercharge artillery cannons – makes them do more damage.

Corso: But it's less stable than a drunk savrip on a speeder bike. Handle it wrong, and suddenly you're little chunks of ex-captain.

Viidu: Sure it's tricky, but you've got the skills to get it here. Did I mention this run pays unbelievably well?

Quinine: It's worth a shot.

Viidu: Fantastic! I won't even haggle down on your fee. That's how much I respect you.

Viidu: Trymbo is the scientist's name. Got a place in Oradam village. I'll let him know you're coming.

Corso: See me before that run, captain. We should talk.

It isn't that Viidu's whole plan is bad, just the part where I'm the one stuck holding the bag – the one with all the volatile explosives in it. Still, I guess he's right, it'd be nice to not get butchered any time soon. That's why I'm writing this on the road to Oradam village, before I have a chance to go "big boom".

On the way out I made sure to drop by Corso and see what was up.


quote:

Corso: This here's a SoroSuub SSK heavy blaster. It's cut for a quick draw and has a hair trigger. I call it "Flashy".

Corso: Flashy can bull-eye a savrip between the eyes five times before the critter even knows it's dead. Here, take it.

Quinine: Like I always say, never look a free blaster in the barrel.

Corso: Best of luck, captain. Don't get killed, all right?



"Flashy" is right. The blaster's just the sort of toy that'd catch a guy like Corso's eye – lots of flashing lights and attachments, no clue what any of them do. He was right thought, Flashy packs a punch, and in the backwoods giving someone a blaster from your private collection is kind of a big deal. Kid must've taken a shine to me.



The road to Oradam was pretty rough. Lots of signs of fighting, no clue who won. The only thing that didn't fit the dull grey landscape was a little blot of gold desperately trying to get my attention.


quote:

S3-E3: It's horrible, just horrible! They're barbarians! They killed them all and now my mistress is in terrible danger.

Quinine: Take it easy, now. What's going on?

S3-E3: My mistress and I were on an assignment for the Republic corps of engineers at Fort Garnik. Our team was sent to repair a malfunctioning power generator.

S3-E3: We were attacked by armed men. Separatists, I think. I only got away because they didn't consider me a threat.

Sloppy work. Then again, I'm not wearing a uniform – how did the droid know I wasn't a separatist too? My gut said "trap", but if all the traps and tricks I'd fallen for since landing on Ord Mantell proved anything it's that I've got a lousy gut.

quote:

S3-E3: My mistress is still up there. I fear for her life. Please... you must resuce her!

Quinine: A damsel in distress, eh? Sounds right up my alley.

You know me by now.





I did my best to sneak up on the generator without tipping of the seps. It wasn't hard – they were all too busy busting up expensive electronics to notice.



I found Celestra working on the generator, and pretty quick decided to cool my jets with the knight in shining armour routine. She had the oil-stains and blaster-marks that told me she'd be in no mood.


quote:

Celestra: Where were you when those savages were slaughtering my coworkers? Forget it. I've got bigger problems right now.

Celestra: I was sent here to complete a mission and that's exactly what I'm going to do. Argh! I can't do this without tools!

Celestra: This generator supplies power to Fort Garnik – it's been sabotaged. It overheats and the fort's defenses, the infirmary... they'll all go down. People are going to die.

It was pretty obvious at this point Celestra wasn't a damsel in need of saving – it was her trying to save Fort Garnik. Pretty sad to say I could believe the Republic would miss giving their engineers an armed escort, never mind using a generator outside the fort to power the defences inside the fort.


quote:

Celestra: Our equipment was scattered in the attack. I can hold the generator steady, but I need my tools and the liquid coolant to fix it.

Quinine: I'll try to find them for you.

Celestra: Move fast. We don't have a lot of time.

She didn't have to tell me twice. Not much point in grabbing those chems for Viidu if I get back and separatists are hanging him from a lamp-post.



The separatists put up a good fight, but I put up a better one. I want to keep saying my army days are coming back to me, but I must've killed twice as many men since touching down than I did in my whole enlistment.



I guess it's true what they say – the private sector gets things done faster.



I found the parts easy enough and picked off as many separatists as I could find, which was plenty. If the Republic doesn't put a real garrison there soon, there'll be plenty more soon enough, too. At least Garnik didn't get overrun today, and sometimes that's the best thing you can say about a day.


quote:

Quinine: I'm glad I was around to help out.

Celestra: You deserve something for your trouble. Thanks again.

Normally "something for my trouble" is at least a kiss, but no – Celestra offered me credits out of pocket. Probably her own creds, too, and the Republic's not gonna be in a hurry to reimburse her.

Celestra reminded me of what I like best about the Republic, the unsung heroes and hard-workers who get the worst assignments and do the tough jobs. Willing to give what they can't afford to get it done, for the good of galactic society.

I mean, obviously I still took the credits. I'm trying to run a business here.

##End Log##



[It turns out I hate making little portraits and rather like the "journal" style that the written names grant, so unless there's widespread dissatisfaction with them I'd like to keep them. I tried breaking them up more this time and keeping the update as a whole shorter so as not to wear out its welcome, plus removed the repeated lines in the dialogue and increased the size of the subtitles. Better?]

Dolash fucked around with this message at 09:29 on Feb 26, 2013