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Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Set up a cloth strainer and just smash the bottles on top of it so the delicious glass-free beer trickles through into a cup or your open mouth.

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Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!
Not enough microns.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


Lock the slide back on a pistol, rest the underside of the barrel on top of the cap, and hook the front edge of the frame underneath.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Don't do that with a gun.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

AKZ posted:

Don't do that with a gun.

Also, make sure it is loaded and pointed at something you don't want to destroy.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

If you set the bottle cap against an edge, you don't have to smack it like a fool, just push down with your other hand.

Or if you have big meathooks for hands like me, just squeeze.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3MZYFsU8MA

Dukes Mayo Clinic
Aug 31, 2009
I woke up around 8:30 AM the other day with a serious hangover and an equally serious craving for latkes. "I know how to make good latkes," I thought to myself. "I will do this. It will be good."

I walked down to the grocery store at the end of the block to get the couple ingredients I didn't already have, then got to work.

Grated the potatoes, mixed everything up, oiled up the cast iron pan, put everything in a line for optimal latke assembly-line process...



...and then discovered our gas had been turned off and the stove wouldn't light.

I went back to the grocery store, bought a bag of charcoal, lit a fire in the old propane grill out back that some previous bachelor tenants converted to charcoal, and cooked latkes there in forty-degree-fahrenheit weather.



They were delicious.

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Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010
Jesus, a knitting and potato chips party converted to knitting, potato chips, beer and vodka party. I have the weirdest dreams when I sleep drunk and then get afraid that I'm gonna send facebook messages to people I shouldn't send messages to. I did that once while sleeping, it wasn't a nasty message it just didnæt make sense.

english muffin
Feb 1, 2012
the likes of you and I

Selklubber posted:

Jesus, a knitting and potato chips party converted to knitting, potato chips, beer and vodka party. I have the weirdest dreams when I sleep drunk and then get afraid that I'm gonna send facebook messages to people I shouldn't send messages to. I did that once while sleeping, it wasn't a nasty message it just didnæt make sense.

Yeah you weren't sleeping you were blacked out, congratulations.

Now that hideous British winter is upon us, I make sure to have my pyjamas warming on the radiator whilst I have my evening bath. Nothing cosier than warmed pyjamas. If I can just hire a manservant to ensure that I also have hot tea waiting when I get out of the bath and into my pre-warmed nightwear I will truly be living the dream.

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blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Thread is dead, we need a new one!

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