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HUG ME FOREVER
Dec 6, 2006

Gay for TF2! :love:

hailing frequency open like two inches

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Aartrek has been, and always shall be, a pedophile.

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!
THIS...is (a) Ceti Five Year Old!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Aartrek was after the Genesis so he could live on top of something younger than eight years old.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

mind the walrus posted:

Aartrek has been, and always shall be, a pedophile.

hopefully the catholic church is still accepting priest applications?

Seems like a good job match since it requires wearing dorky costumes and the ability to break through pressboard.

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
Was Aartrek born a pedophile or did he choose to be one like how transformers choose which sex to be?

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!

G.I. Jaw posted:

Was Aartrek born a pedophile or did he choose to be one like how transformers choose which sex to be?

I blame porn.

Gorn porn.

HighClassSwankyTime
Jan 16, 2004

etalian posted:

hopefully the catholic church is still accepting priest applications?

Seems like a good job match since it requires wearing dorky costumes and the ability to break through pressboard.

his resume isnt very stimulating, to say the least

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!
From the TNG episode, 'Rascals'

"It's... I don't know, but this feels wrong somehow."
"Miles Edward O'Brien, I am still your wife."
"- Technically, yes. "
"- Technically?"
"No, I-I mean, of course you're my wife. But you're also ten years old."
"Beverly said it's actually closer to 12."
"- That's not the point. -"
"So what is the point? - Is our marriage over?"
"- I didn't say that. But until they find a way to reverse this effect, it's hard to ignore the fact that you're a little girl."

No wonder Aartrek got hosed up this is from a real tv show and not some fanfiction poo poo.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

HighClassSwankyTime posted:

his resume isnt very stimulating, to say the least

I think you're too old to be the target audience

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

quote:

The first thing detectives from the Toronto police sex crimes unit saw when they entered Roderick Cowan's apartment was an autographed picture of William Shatner. Along with the photos on the computer of Scott Faichnie, also busted for possessing child porn, they found a snapshot of the pediatric nurse and Boy Scout leader wearing a dress "Federation" uniform. Another suspect had a TV remote control shaped like a phaser. Yet another had a Star Trek credit card in his wallet. One was using "Picard" as his screen name. In the 3 1/2 years since police in Canada's biggest city established a special unit to tackle child pornography, investigators have been through so many dwellings packed with sci-fi books, DVDs, toys and collectibles like Klingon swords and sashes that it's become a dark squadroom joke. "We always say there are two types of pedophiles: Star Trek and Star Wars," says Det. Ian Lamond, the unit's second-in-command. "But it's mostly Star Trek."

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!
There should be a show called Toronto Police Sex Crimes Unit. also William Shatner is a Canada guy maybe he could reprise his roll from rescue 911 and talk about what the sex criem cops are doing and who they are aaresting

Mach5 fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Nov 2, 2013

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Clavius posted:

its 5 year old mission

Hamass
Jul 20, 2008

I said I didn't like this guy on another IWC board and they went apeshit on me.

What are your thoughts /wooo/?
Give schlong and sauce her.

Ghost of Eazy E
Feb 4, 2013

WANTED: BREAD OR ALIVE


Dickeye posted:

The first generation is too old

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

HighClassSwankyTime posted:

his resume isnt very stimulating, to say the least

Well at least he had a few years of solid work history from his babysitting job.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Goldmine now

Phimose Knight
Mar 5, 2013

Dickeye posted:

The first generation is too old

Oh my God...

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spacetimecontinuu
Dec 31, 2004
Do any of you guys think aatrek was a loving man-child or just a child-loving man

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