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Rysithusiku posted:This is absolutely my new favorite thread. In this same vein, there is a bilingual sign where I work that says: Questions? call xxx-xxxx, and on the bottom half: Preguntas? call xxx-xxxx. It took me second to figure out anyone should have to call corporate because they are pregnant.
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SIXTH GRADE GIRL: "Teacher, are you from Canada?" ME: "No, I'm from America." SGG: "Really? Uhhh...my homeroom teacher thinks same. You from Canada." ME: "I went to university in Canada, but I'm FROM America." SGG: "Oh! Okay. Uhhhh...before teacher?" ME: "Do you mean Tanya-teacher?" (the chick before me) SGG: "Yes! She is from America?" ME: "No, Tanya-teacher is from Canada." SGG: "But...Tanya-teacher is black." ..........well, she is black, but......?
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AstroBravo posted:Finish the story. Last Sunday, when I was reading a book at home, suddenly there was a knock on the door. I really hope this gets adapted into a feature film some day, because holy crap this is some amazing storytelling. I got legitimately concerned when the kid started going on about suicide but then....Powerpuff girls was standing! And an awesome birthday bash happened. EDIT: Blah, sorry, didn't realize I bumped such an old thread. Raxivace has a new favorite as of 01:01 on Jan 12, 2015 |
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Oh god, this thread. There's an activity where the students get given a made-up list of prisoners, and they have to choose a small number to release. After that, they design posters advocating for their chosen person's freedom and vote on who gets to leave. One of the prisoners is a single mother who was caught with 1kg of Marijuana. The poster read. THIS WOMAN, THEY SAY SHE IS SICK IN THE HEAD BUT MARIJUANA MAKE YOU HAPPY, SO SHE HAVE A HAPPY VIRUS. RELEASE HER, AND SPREAD THE HAPPY VIRUS. with a cartoon of the woman loving rockin' it up inside a jail cell with a great big smile on her face, and surrounded by white clouds.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 01:59 |
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:RELEASE HER, AND SPREAD THE HAPPY VIRUS. It's working already
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 11:15 |
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The fourth graders are learning how to use "don't" as part of an imperative sentence. Here are the school rules they suggested, corrected slightly for grammar: Don't dragon. Don't touch bums. Don't stand up OR sit down. Don't pants. Don't punch. Don't kick. Don't uppercut. Don't MMA. Don't do taekwondo. Don't die. Don't kill people. Don't kill people except Kim Ju Ho. (Ju Ho doesn't like this rule, by the way.) Don't bring a pig to school. Don't Kim Jong Eun. Don't make fire. Don't go to hell. Don't change into the devil.
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 10:55 |
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bringmyfishback posted:The fourth graders are learning how to use "don't" as part of an imperative sentence. Here are the school rules they suggested, corrected slightly for grammar: Sounds like there's some underlying issues at this school that are really coming to the forefront with this assignment!
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# ? Mar 26, 2015 12:29 |
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bringmyfishback posted:
Dragon? As in "would dragon?" The second one was the first rule one of my classes made when we did something similar.
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