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In our defense, 70% of the typical MMA-watching-Brazilian (think the same as the USA but less fat and more tan) thinks Wandy is so dumb they'd rather back a xenophobic North-American WASP than him. Well, that and he's bad now and we give up on athletes who are bad because gently caress losing, so... Also, it should probably be a soccer ball or a butt. Blanka is fine too, I guess.
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Make it one of the crying flags but with Bigfoots teet dripping milk
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May 2, 2014 17:13
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Holy poo poo, Chael smoked Wandy in the coaches challenge. Wanderlei looked slow as all gently caress and even knocked over some cones while doing the dueled jump. He is hosed in so many ways, it would take a massive Chael injury for him to win at this point. Also Alves' knees were sick and he made sure they were all legal. I'm glad Marmota got KOd like that, the dude's talking heads have been full of the dumbest machismo poo poo ever. Dude can't even keep his hands up without tying his hand to his neck like in Million Dollar Baby.
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May 5, 2014 08:35
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This show is a chore. Watching the most recent, hoping there's Chael/Silva stuff because wgaf about the fighters and their stories.
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May 6, 2014 18:02
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And here, if loving Wanderlei pointed that finger at me, once, I'd loving stab his eyes out with it.
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May 6, 2014 18:09
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Chael handily beating Wanderlei in a coaches challenge that involved dribbling a soccer ball was one of the best things yet. The icing on the cake was Chael won a Brazil jersey signed by Pele as well. You could tell that made Wanderlei angrier than the money.
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May 6, 2014 18:17
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I'm glad the guys finally got a chance to relax on this episode.
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May 6, 2014 18:46
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Hahahaha imagine being someone from the USA TUF watching these dudes have drunken pool parties with ring girls when you had people sperming your food, preaching to you or being Armenian. Edit: That was a cool finish. Great timing. Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 02:43 on May 7, 2014 |
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May 7, 2014 02:31
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Alves' guy's Muay Thai was on point, I knew things were about to get ugly as soon as he pulled his opponent's head down like that. And I wonder what Chael is doing with that Pele jersey. Maybe it's mounted above his fireplace like a trophy kill, or maybe it's his new whackin' rag. Either is pretty funny, because Wanderlei is mad about it.
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May 7, 2014 05:12
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Bluedeanie posted:And I wonder what Chael is doing with that Pele jersey. Chael has had only good things to say about Brazil when not hyping fights. I'm sure he values it. Pele is a sports icon.
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May 7, 2014 05:37
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Seltzer posted:Chael has had only good things to say about Brazil when not hyping fights. I'm sure he values it. Pele is a sports icon. I think last episode they set up a real big love letter to Brazil from Chael. He was on a visit to the house and one of the guys asked him what his real opinion of Brazil was and Chael promised by the end of the tournament he would let them know.
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May 7, 2014 16:55
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Jollyson with his best Bones impression this week. After poking the guy in the eyes and continuing to rake, his finger ends up in the dudes mouth and he gets a little scape. "He bit me he's disqualified I win waaaaaah"
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May 12, 2014 14:08
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GOOD JOB PAIZONE!
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May 13, 2014 04:39
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I think the best way to follow TUF Brasil seasons is via the English wikipedia articles:quote:Both teams participate in a challenge to write TUF: Brasil using a strings-based device that requires them to work together so the words are correctly written and approved by a professor. Team Sonnen finally ends their overall losing streak and Hortência announces that their team will participate in a pajamas party at the house while their opponents will be locked in a room as the party goes on.
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May 13, 2014 04:45
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quote:Hortência announces that their team will participate in a pajamas party at the house while their opponents will be locked in a room as the party goes on. Did that really happen
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Every word of that happened exactly that way. The octagon girls came to their PJ party and one of the guys snuck some pizza to the losing team who were locked in their room.
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Lmao Jollyson gassed so hard and his wrestling was garbage. The only thing he had in his favor was being taller. Also his crying about cheating despite all those eye rakes. Also why did Wandy's staff think that was gonna go to 3 rounds? Pezão won that pretty convincingly. Watching Andre Pederneiras' coaching on this show and knowing about his successes at Nova Uniao, I have to wonder about his fight with Pat Miletich. I mean I guess that Miletich was a better athlete plus wrestling, but it seems like everything that makes Nova Uniao a success wasn't really present during his MMA career.
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Goddamn I felt bad for that trainer holding pads for Face Shoe. He was going off. The promo for that fight was hilarious, dude was fighting mad at Face Shoe for playing grabass too much and saying "What's my dad and my wife gonna think!?!?!" hahahahaha. I don't know man if your wife and dad start thinking you're gay based on someone else hugging you then they need their gaydars checked.
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Chael gave the exact same speech as he did on TUF18 about actions winning fights, but it was well received I guess. Also that midget wrestling coach owned with his jump rope moves.
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May 20, 2014 19:47
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Face shoe owns I wish he was on team Chael
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1st AD posted:Chael gave the exact same speech as he did on TUF18 about actions winning fights, but it was well received I guess. SMFH at his mad glex with skullz innum.
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May 21, 2014 23:39
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Lmao the captions DO THE TWIZZLER!!!!
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It only took them until the last loving episode of the season to learn to put the captions on the bottom of the screen instead of right over top of the fight. Vitor Miranda was a lot of fun to watch and someone I will keep an eye on once he's in the UFC. Sherdog also alerts me to the fact he's lost twice to Fabio, wish he had been on this season of TUF for no reason whatsoever.
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Apparently in Brazil he's known as Fabio Brawldonado. That is the best nickname ever, better than Face of a Shoe.
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May 26, 2014 19:19
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Good to see team Sonnen sweep the final spots with the exception of the coolest fighter of the shoe.
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lmao my gal was playing skyrim while I had this on so all she heard was the audio and she's like why the gently caress do they keep talking about shoes!?!
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