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Cyril Sneer posted:I'm actually at a Starbucks RIGHT NOW and holy gently caress there's some honest-to-god hot blonde lesbians in the line. Pics ples
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Girls love dating guys who leave their garbage around for someone else to pick up. Seriously, murdering assholes who don't bus their own table should be justifiable homocide.
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Mar 30, 2014 19:53
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naem posted:Pics ples They left already, probably to go scissor each other.
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Mar 30, 2014 19:58
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Cyril Sneer posted:They left already, probably to go scissor each other. dude they prefer the term frottage get with the programme
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Mar 30, 2014 20:09
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Girls love dating guys who leave their garbage around for someone else to pick up. you sound very healthy and well adjusted
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Mar 30, 2014 21:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ki-5_BD7Zw
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Mar 30, 2014 21:13
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Mar 30, 2014 21:22
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kitty has, indeed, got claws
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Mar 30, 2014 21:34
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if my actual name was kitty i would use the phrase "kitty's got claws" at every opportunity
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Mar 30, 2014 21:41
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Christopher Ryan I notice you didn't actually say "no". Want to do a Game of Thrones marathon after your shift on Friday?
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Mar 30, 2014 21:51
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"We both like this one really popular television show! We're destined to be together!"
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Mar 30, 2014 21:58
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Fetus Tree posted:you sound very healthy and well adjusted BUS YOUR OWN TABLE, GOD-DAMMIT!
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Mar 30, 2014 21:58
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I'm the Christopher Ryan in the OP.
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Mar 30, 2014 21:59
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i wanna read a transcript of that guy's thoughts when he smells kitty's repulsive beer shits after a night of drinking my ramona flowers  soiled!
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Mar 30, 2014 22:00
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Well good thing for him it's not hard to find another starbucks
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Mar 30, 2014 22:00
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Starbucks went broke in Australia because they sell poo poo American style coffee and Australians are huge coffee snobs.
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Mar 30, 2014 22:03
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BubbleGoose posted:As strange as I found these encounters, they're barely worth mentioning if not for the disturbing trend I'm noticing in the retail industry--customer service workers as overly friendly and overly helpful sycophants. It seems like big companies are no longer satisfied with hiring reliable, hard working people. They want personalities that embody their brand, who can at least put on the performance of friendliness. I'm sure some people suck up that kind of rear end kissing, but I find it rather creepy. From now on I'll be sticking to my mom 'n pop coffee shop with its salty proprietor and its terrible Mumford 'n Sons on infinite loop. I've worked in the retail sector for a long time in one company or another and yes I know FML. Basically the thing is the High Street is pretty hosed and as such companies are getting a lot harder on their staff to be ridiculously cheerful customer facing automatons as if this will be the magic pill that will suddenly steer people away from online ordering etc. Not only can any given customer be a 'mystery shopper' who basically has the power to get you fired based upon their feedback if you don't deliver an Oscar worthy sales pitch, but you will always have a super stressed manager looking over your shoulder making sure that you suck up to every single person the moment they walk through the door and if you don't you'll get pulled up on it. Hate the game not the player.
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:Starbucks went broke in Australia because they sell poo poo American style coffee and Australians are huge coffee snobs. Australia did one thing right and it pretty much failed due to different cultural expectations: http://www.abc.net.au/unleashed/32188.html etalian fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Mar 30, 2014 |
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Mar 30, 2014 22:05
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etalian posted:Australia did one thing righ and it pretty much failed due to different cultural expectations: i like the word weird cause it reminds me of this girl i have a crush on (not the girl from the Pharrell Williams album (she's 4 by the way)
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Mar 30, 2014 22:56
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agreed starbucks coffee is pretty terrible tasting
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Mar 30, 2014 22:57
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guppiehaus posted:agreed starbucks coffee is pretty terrible tasting it's basically the coffee equivalent of the mall cinnabon 
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Mar 30, 2014 23:20
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yeah they are pretty weird aren't they servin weird coffee wearing weird arpons weird.
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I feel like an interview question should be "How many piercings and/or tattoos do you have?"
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Jun 28, 2014 01:18
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Lol, people drink coffee at Starbucks. Most of them closed down here, surprisingly people realised it is poo poo.
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Jun 28, 2014 01:23
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starbucks isnt real hth
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BubbleGoose posted:First of all, let me say that I have nothing but respect for workers in the service industry, having done that line of work for a number of years. I know it's not an easy job working with the public, but the experience I had in Starbucks was just too cringe-worthy. Dude this sounds loving hilarious I'm pretty sure I'd go back especially if I were black
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Jun 28, 2014 02:05
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All of them are hopped up on caffeine and half of them are loving in the back
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Jun 28, 2014 02:07
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The other day I had to call my bank's customer service line and the lady on the phone was really really chipper. Hi, I've been locked out of my account. Oh no, I'm so sorry to hear that! Let me help you out. *typing* So how's your day been? Oh, pretty good. I made spaghetti. I love spaghetti! The other day I made some spaghetti with... *lists ingredients*I dunno, it was kind of weird. I heard they do that because the company would rather they fill the silence with noise or something but I would be perfectly satisfied with a few minutes less of social interaction that day.
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Jun 28, 2014 02:16
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op you're black they were obviously trying to gauge whether you were about to rob the place without offending you sorry but its true
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Jun 28, 2014 02:21
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i dont get why its ok for u all to be addicted to coffee and getting cranky without it but when i want my smack its like shut up baby you got yourself into this?its the same price
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i dont get why its ok for u all to be addicted to coffee and getting cranky without it but when i want my smack its like shut up baby you got yourself into this?its the same price at least smack gives you some positive effects and doesn't just make you sweaty and twitchy i'm on your side
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