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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:



Whip, Nice, please add this to the rules thread, tia

Oh my god.

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


jesus loving christ

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Florida owns.

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Mr. Nice! posted:

:lol:


Edit: also this is still the best chart.



lmao that's some fox news level poo poo right there

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Mr. Nice! posted:

:lol:


Edit: also this is still the best chart.



Holy poo poo.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Booblord Zagats posted:



Whip, Nice, please add this to the rules thread, tia

:stare:

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Mr. Nice! posted:

:lol:


Edit: also this is still the best chart.



I was looking at it and thinking "My the axes are all hosed up." Then I realized it. Wow.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
the more people dying in florida the better i say

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

holocaust bloopers posted:

When I was in tech school, some dude had a DVD porn of Freaky Dicks, which was pretty accurate. Dudes with hosed up or malformed dicks banging girls. We gave it to some prior service dude as a joke. A week later the dude popped by the dorms where we're all playing Timesplitters and was like, "this was really good. Thanks."

I think I saw that one. One dude had a dick where the head of it was the size of a baseball, then tapered down to a normal-sized base. Half the scene was basically him failing at trying to gently caress a chick with it because it wouldn't fit. The worst one was some granny porn some dude got. Like some nasty-rear end grannies. So nasty the dude in one couldn't keep it up during the scene.

Man, that sure was a lot of words about dicks. :gay:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
There are "granny is a tranny" movies out there.

People are loving weird.


On that line of thought, I bought what I found to be one of the weirdest loving pornos I've ever seen. It's called "Let my puppets come" and has some pretty Jim Henson-esque quality. The puppet's cum is yarn.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Apr 30, 2014

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I bought what I found to be one of the weirdest loving pornos I've ever seen. It's called "Let my puppets come" and has some pretty Jim Henson-esque quality. The puppet's cum is yarn.

Have you picked out your new av yet?

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Yo, if you have USAA, when do you guys usually get your VA disability payments? Is it the 30th or the 1st?

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Yo, if you have USAA, when do you guys usually get your VA disability payments? Is it the 30th or the 1st?

30th iirc.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

USMC503 posted:

30th iirc.

Thanks dude, keeping my fingers crossed. My dog and I need to eat :v:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
i always get my welfare queen money on the 30th

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

what year is it

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

MancXVI posted:

what year is it
2021

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Mike-o posted:

i always get my welfare queen money on the 30th

Being on welfare owns.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Booblord Zagats posted:



Whip, Nice, please add this to the rules thread, tia

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

guys, love a sniper month starts tomorrow.

and i officially ets on Sunday.

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NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3630342

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