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cname
Jan 24, 2013

by Lowtax

SaltLick posted:



This is seriously my favorite gif at the moment and I'm so glad it came from the gathering. I was confused about the background vibrator until I found out where it was taken. Then it all made so much more sense

What is the background vibrator? It's clearly not the same as the one in those porn videos where the girl sits on the vibrating saddle or whatever the gently caress. Now I'm curious, because I don't see how that thing could be pleasurable. It looks like one of those horseback riding machines Brookstone used to sell.

lol wait, it totally is! It's called the iGallop. The name of the sex toy is the sybian. Holy poo poo, I'm cracking up thinking about how someone must have screwed up and bought the wrong automated pelvic rocking machine.

So instead of watching girls have multiple orgasms on a sex toy, they have to settle for watching people strengthen their core, for riding competitions.

cname fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Aug 1, 2014

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

cname posted:

What is the background vibrator? It's clearly not the same as the one in those porn videos where the girl sits on the vibrating saddle or whatever the gently caress. Now I'm curious, because I don't see how that thing could be pleasurable. It looks like one of those horseback riding machines Brookstone used to sell.

lol wait, it totally is! It's called the iGallop. The name of the sex toy is the sybian. Holy poo poo, I'm cracking up thinking about how someone must have screwed up and bought the wrong automated pelvic rocking machine.

So instead of watching girls have multiple orgasms on a sex toy, they have to settle for watching people strengthen their core, for riding competitions.

I have a feeling juggalos have enough ingenuity to make it a sex machine.

Alternatively, they're probably just using it to make the girl shake her tits and rear end in a vaguely sexual motion.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋




I was worried no one would ever see it. :unsmith:

Slightly Absurd
Mar 22, 2004


I think I'm about done with this:
Edit: titled, "Fukken Magnets?"

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulGaxBPk2jI

whoop whoop

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Oh those wacky Juggalos :allears:

quote:

According to the Guardian, two men from Hebron, Maryland, were charged with attempted murder and assault after allegedly beating their housemate, trying to cut his tattoo from his arm and setting him on fire for “disrespecting” Insane Clown Posse.

The victim, Zachary Swanson, 31, suffered from fractures to his nasal area and face, brain bleeding, swelling of his eyes, 11 broken ribs and a liver laceration. Wicomico County Sheriff Mike Lewis says Paul Martin Hurst, 33, and Cary Lee Edwards, 35, attacked Swanson because he was apparently disrespecting ICP and “had to pay the consequences.”

Swanson’s arm was cut and burned. The harshness of the attack forced doctors to amputate his arm below the elbow.

"They are followers of the Insane Clown Posse, without question," Sheriff Lewis added. The charging documents state, “This burning was in an attempt to remove a tattoo that Edwards did not believe that Swanson earned.”

A report from delmarvnow.com goes on to state that, during the beating, the two men used the handle of a yard tool, a shovel and a “stick-like weapon.”

Lewis told delmarvnow.com the suspects felt the victim disrespected the Insane Clown Posse.

As a group, the Juggalos have been surrounded with controversy. In 2011, the FBI’s National Gang Threat Assessment report classified the ICP fanbase as a gang.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
see that's why im okay with the FBI saying they're a gang

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

axleblaze posted:

Oh those wacky Juggalos :allears:

quote:

The victim, Zachary Swanson, 31, suffered from fractures to his nasal area and face, brain bleeding, swelling of his eyes, 11 broken ribs and a liver laceration. Wicomico County Sheriff Mike Lewis says Paul Martin Hurst, 33, and Cary Lee Edwards, 35, attacked Swanson because he was apparently disrespecting ICP and “had to pay the consequences.”
I'm not surprised they're from the Eastern Shore. What is kind of a surprise is that grown rear end men in their loving 30s still listen to that poo poo.

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

the neighbours thought nothing of that night's particularly emphatic woo woos

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Rad Tad posted:

the neighbours thought nothing of that night's particularly emphatic woo woos
The nearest trailer was probably a few miles away.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





cname posted:

What is the background vibrator? It's clearly not the same as the one in those porn videos where the girl sits on the vibrating saddle or whatever the gently caress. Now I'm curious, because I don't see how that thing could be pleasurable. It looks like one of those horseback riding machines Brookstone used to sell.

lol wait, it totally is! It's called the iGallop. The name of the sex toy is the sybian. Holy poo poo, I'm cracking up thinking about how someone must have screwed up and bought the wrong automated pelvic rocking machine.

So instead of watching girls have multiple orgasms on a sex toy, they have to settle for watching people strengthen their core, for riding competitions.

well they did have the drilldo this year

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
I thought juggalos was family

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

this is hipster as gently caress but yet at the same time so white trash

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag
The band I'm most excited about seeing is Cannibal Corpse. What about you guys?

Juggalo 4 lyfe bitch3s!

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

gingerberger posted:

The band I'm most excited about seeing is Cannibal Corpse. What about you guys?

Juggalo 4 lyfe bitch3s!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9EB7pOWV_c

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Everyone knows the Juggalo lyfe is santorum in, santorum out.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.






Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

pretty weak pit imo

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Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Juggalos: Proof that fat methheads exist.

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