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Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

jscolon2.0 posted:

Andy got her back though by hooking up with those three sisters.

rita hayworth was everything a queen should be. by the end of shawshank she had a gaping hole big enough to smuggle a grown man out of prison. this is why they called the author stephen king. (cum)

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Swamp Fancy
Apr 6, 2003

Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.

This is cucking fantastic

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





jscolon2.0 posted:

Andy got her back though by hooking up with those three sisters.

:eyepop:

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne_0j6iLMQM

The Three Sisters are the three main agricultural crops of various Native American groups in North America: squash, maize (corn), and climbing beans (typically tepary beans or common beans).

In one technique known as companion planting, the three crops are planted close together. Flat-topped mounds of soil are built for each cluster of crops.[1] Each mound is about 30 cm (12 in) high and 50 cm (20 in) wide, and several maize seeds are planted close together in the center of each mound. In parts of the Atlantic Northeast, rotten fish or eels are buried in the mound with the maize seeds, to act as additional fertilizer where the soil is poor.[2] When the maize is 15 cm (6 inches) tall, beans and squash are planted around the maize, alternating between the two kinds of seeds. The process to develop this agricultural knowledge took place over 5,000–6,500 years. Squash was domesticated first, with maize second and then beans being domesticated.[3][4] Squash was first domesticated 8,000–10,000 years ago.[5][6]

The three crops benefit from each other. The maize provides a structure for the beans to climb, eliminating the need for poles. The beans provide the nitrogen to the soil that the other plants utilize, and the squash spreads along the ground, blocking the sunlight, helping prevent establishment of weeds. The squash leaves also act as a "living mulch", creating a microclimate to retain moisture in the soil, and the prickly hairs of the vine deter pests. Maize lacks the amino acids lysine and tryptophan, which the human body needs to make proteins and niacin, but beans contain both and therefore maize and beans together provide a balanced diet.[3][4]

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

HappyKitty posted:

Wife-swap like a hurricane
Here in Cuckburg
Racist white men's secret shame
It's a cuck-blur
They wanna see their wives, nude
Gettin railed by black dudes

Cucktales, woooo!
Every day emasculation
Cucktales, woooo!
Watch my neighbour teach my wife to
gently caress-tales!

lol

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
watch the movie Love Object for some nice cucking by sex dolls and a guy who is losing his grip on reality

He wants to turn his co worker into a sex doll.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
sodomy, adultery, perjury, and murder. please, the movie and book were popular enough to cuck the remainder of the imdb's top hundred. such hate. why was andy subject to such sin simply for possessing a law degree?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
what about watchmen? lady gets hosed by batman but dr manhattan and her had already kind of broken up but he knew that she did it even when they were dating before it happened and obviously was aware it was going on because he knew it had happened from the past even though it was in the future

more importantly, was he being cucked while also cuking himself because he would split in to 5 dudes and gangbang her?

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

He wants to turn his co worker into a sex doll.

i will turn you into a pincusion if you don't post a plot summary coded in text for the weak of bandwidth.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Robo Reagan posted:

what about watchmen? lady gets hosed by batman but dr manhattan and her had already kind of broken up but he knew that she did it even when they were dating before it happened and obviously was aware it was going on because he knew it had happened from the past even though it was in the future

more importantly, was he being cucked while also cuking himself because he would split in to 5 dudes and gangbang her?

the arkham asylam is wayne's head minus the hope of a bat escaped from helm.

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

Robo Reagan posted:

what about watchmen? lady gets hosed by batman but dr manhattan and her had already kind of broken up but he knew that she did it even when they were dating before it happened and obviously was aware it was going on because he knew it had happened from the past even though it was in the future

more importantly, was he being cucked while also cuking himself because he would split in to 5 dudes and gangbang her?

we need to cuck deeper

*INCEPTION NOISE*

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

No, man. It has to be close relationship for the man to consider the woman his 'property', or else he wont get a proper envy boner when another man 'invades' his 'property'. It's intellectual if you haven't heard and Forrest Gump is a retard who probly only gets a boner from cartoons.

it's not really that it's more about the humiliation of it

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

HappyKitty posted:

we need to cuck deeper

*INCEPTION NOISE*

inception also rates high on my cuck moments in film list because of the scene where leo's wife gets a train run on her

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Robo Reagan posted:

what about watchmen? lady gets hosed by batman but dr manhattan and her had already kind of broken up but he knew that she did it even when they were dating before it happened and obviously was aware it was going on because he knew it had happened from the past even though it was in the future

more importantly, was he being cucked while also cuking himself because he would split in to 5 dudes and gangbang her?

Dr Manhattan ascended to another plane in which being cuckholded doesn't matter

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Would you cuck me? Id cuck me so hard

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





True Lies would have had an amazing cuck but Arnold is just too alpha to let that happen. It did set up for one of the best not-cuck scenes though and Jamie Lee Curtis was haf (hot as gently caress)

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Moridin920 posted:

it's not really that it's more about the humiliation of it

Yeah, in USA it is right now. But it's been around for a while in one form or another, everybody having their own idea of what it is with a million and one variations. I think Road Trip had the european stereotype gently caress my wife guy. Soviet russia considered women government 'property', though you could marry one you couldn't decide who she has sex with. Billing it as humiliating intellectual pain is pretty funny though. Why not call it what it is? Women want freedom to have sex with other men in a relationship because alpha male types feel that it's ok for them, naturally perverts just want an excuse to watch while it happens.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

intellectual pain

the brain lacks nerves. rememeber the scene in hannibal where mister lecteur dines with a man, braising his frontals and parietals by the slice whilst bantering wittily? the host being served his own brain was quite lucid, but in various states of not being quite "there".

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

Yeah, in USA it is right now. But it's been around for a while in one form or another, everybody having their own idea of what it is with a million and one variations. I think Road Trip had the european stereotype gently caress my wife guy. Soviet russia considered women government 'property', though you could marry one you couldn't decide who she has sex with. Billing it as humiliating intellectual pain is pretty funny though. Why not call it what it is? Women want freedom to have sex with other men in a relationship because alpha male types feel that it's ok for them, naturally perverts just want an excuse to watch while it happens.

human dicks are shaped the way they are because in the early stages of human evolution before marriage and poo poo it was pretty much orgies/rapes 24/7 so the dick is designed to pull other dude's cum out and replace it w/ your own so it goes back a bit further than the ussr lol

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Robo Reagan posted:

human dicks are shaped the way they are because in the early stages of human evolution before marriage and poo poo it was pretty much orgies/rapes 24/7 so the dick is designed to pull other dude's cum out and replace it w/ your own so it goes back a bit further than the ussr lol

BOSS RUSH COMMENCE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHD9L4TquAY

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
STRETCH IT OUT// (CHORUS: SHOOT EH CORE)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV3xFBKl5g8

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Robo Reagan posted:

human dicks are shaped the way they are because in the early stages of human evolution before marriage and poo poo it was pretty much orgies/rapes 24/7 so the dick is designed to pull other dude's cum out and replace it w/ your own so it goes back a bit further than the ussr lol

Not to mention being interesting research:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3128753.stm

They built a fake pussy and cock, then smashed them together to test the great theory.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
In Barry Lyndon when Redmond is macking on Lady Lyndon her husband calls himself a cuckold

That always gets me hot I like to play a game and see if I can j/o before the end of intermission

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Robo Reagan posted:

inception also rates high on my cuck moments in film list because of the scene where leo's wife gets a train run on her

lol

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

holy poo poo.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

"Genre(s): Ethnic"

amazing

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Uncle Cuck

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Robo Reagan posted:

inception also rates high on my cuck moments in film list because of the scene where leo's wife gets a train run on her

:spooky: Well done. :spooky:

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
on a related note, i want to say i'm happy internet pornography has brought 'cuckold' back into common usage. it was in danger of slipping into obsolescence.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
on topic: where rob roy's wife gets raped by that limey gently caress. (and then we see a glimpse of late-career liam neeson.)

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

nomadologique posted:

on a related note, i want to say i'm happy internet pornography has brought 'cuckold' back into common usage. it was in danger of slipping into obsolescence.

same

cuck rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer

Ein cooler Typ posted:

In Barry Lyndon when Redmond is macking on Lady Lyndon her husband calls himself a cuckold

That always gets me hot I like to play a game and see if I can j/o before the end of intermission

same

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

"For Paul, it’s enough that the guy makes him feel pathetic, but he warns that the emotional scarring isn’t for everyone."

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

goldmine

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Hoping that the new planet of the apes movie has some sweet cuck scenes

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

SaltLick posted:

Possession was a creepy movie and Sam Neil got cucked pretty hard in it. And then it gets weird

I think you mean The Piano starring holly hunter and and a young sookie stack house

And full frontal Harvey keitel

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
I think he might have over reacted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbk0S48YZMc

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Powercrazy posted:

It's fun to do a twist of the traditional cucking, white guy cucking a hot black model chick who's husband is a tv executive.

There actually is a reversal in that tv show Gigolos or Male Escorts where some guy has sex with a man's wife.

He also banged a furry(or fursuit enthusiast, not sure about the difference) in the same episode.

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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

HappyKitty posted:

Wife-swap like a hurricane
Here in Cuckburg
Racist white men's secret shame
It's a cuck-blur
They wanna see their wives, nude
Gettin railed by black dudes

Cucktales, woooo!
Every day emasculation
Cucktales, woooo!
Watch my neighbour teach my wife to
gently caress-tales!

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