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Gunman opens fire on unsuspecting passerby Spergie cums on D&D NRA members begin screeching that gun laws are evil Gunman continues firing on by-now suspecting passerby NRA members begin to bleed from eyes in rage at liberals trying to take their guns away Gunman runs for cover screaming "Mommy made me do it" or similar nonsense First NRA member has fatal heart attack yelling "drat you Maobama" or similar nonsense Police arrive on scene NRA members begin to masturbate using loaded guns as sexual devices, Exorcist-style Police shoot at gunman NRA members argue that if everyone had a gun stapled to their head this would never happen Gunman returns fire Approximately 200 NRA members dead from Maobama-rage-induced heart attacks or misfire during gun-masturbation Police apprehend/shoot dead/find shot-by-self corpse of/gunman NRA members point out that criminal could just have easily accomplised crime by slipping weed killer into everyone's breakfast smoothie Mourning begins for survivors Rage-induced incontinence continues for NRA members Repeat, forever, evidently
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You're gettin' kinda lazy lately.
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Pope Guilty posted:You're gettin' kinda lazy lately. Explain, kumqwat.
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TheImmigrant posted:Gunman opens fire on unsuspecting passerby
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how is this thread still on the front page?
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Jokes aside, here's how I could see this one playing outTheImmigrant posted:Gunman opens fire on unsuspecting passerby
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what happened posted:how is this thread still on the front page? Megathread culture.
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I like the thing with weed poison in the drinks.
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what happened posted:how is this thread still on the front page? The Attention Economy
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what happened posted:how is this thread still on the front page? TheImmigrant is a D&D superstar?
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Go back where you came from.
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Omelette du Fromage posted:Go back where you came from. Xenophobe.
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