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GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

good night GBS

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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Puss

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

GelatinSkeleton posted:

good night GBS

Woah. What a badass.

Just kidding, kid, that's breakfast for me.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
And? You score any dab?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i drink 13 beers every 30 seconds of every moment of my waking life your goddamn nothing

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

are these full pints or like little baby coors light beers

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

MassaShowtime posted:

are these full pints or like little baby coors light beers

prolly keystone lite

i really dont get the point of light beer. it tastes like someone pissed up their own rear end and poo poo it out into a can. if you're really worried about calories or whatever, just take a shot mixed with water. beer should be full bodied and tasty

Xaris fucked around with this message at 05:47 on May 30, 2014

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

roboshit posted:

Woah. What a badass.

Just kidding, kid, that's breakfast for me.

wanna drink together

oh wait youre texan, what dumb gay ritual do ihave to do first
if its eat at whataburger im in

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
GAY

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Drunk & Ugly posted:

wanna drink together

oh wait youre texan, what dumb gay ritual do ihave to do first
if its eat at whataburger im in

you have to suck my johnson

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
i will help you shotgun this into your anus robotshit

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
i wanna go back to europe just so i can drink this




i dare you to drink 13 of these. holy poo poo they will gently caress you up

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Drunk & Ugly posted:

i will help you shotgun this into your anus robotshit

shut up before i pull an elliot rodger on everyone itt

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
I want to drink the beer in the picture above me, at 8%

Today I had a beer, it was 12% and had a big V on the bottle. I have no friends, Good night.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

roboshit posted:

shut up before i pull an elliot rodger on everyone itt

IM BACKING OFF
DONT DO IT

wait are you pulling a sober month or something i havent been following drunkcrew
cause gently caress some nice carlsberg piss down my throat is good and itd be good up your anusch

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

apathypuff posted:

I want to drink the beer in the picture above me, at 8%

Today I had a beer, it was 12% and had a big V on the bottle. I have no friends, Good night.

yes but its probably expensive like all good european beers

just drink shitlager Gordons or Supers and be done with it

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
Don't post that your drinking this much and now you're going I bed. Stay a while

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Like an elite marathon runner, the key to drinking a case a day is pacing. Swift but steady wins the race.

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

i actually only drank 10 apparently, also it was sierra nevada pale ale, i drank the last two at 9 in the morning wtf

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

That dude will never win with balls like that lol

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

GelatinSkeleton posted:

i actually only drank 10 apparently, also it was sierra nevada pale ale, i drank the last two at 9 in the morning wtf

loving bullshit.

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

redshirt posted:

loving bullshit.

i feel great now, those two eliminated my hangover

YoungSexualNorton
Aug 8, 2004
These are good for the children's brains.
sir someone has mentioned alcohol in gbs

get everyone out of here now, we've got 5 or 6 posts max

but sir the topic isn't even about tastes or preferences

it doesn't matter just do it

a rumbling noise is heard as goons pour out of every conceivable opening like pasty ghostlike turds

each one dusts himself off, rises up, and begins mumbling at the ground, intent on explaining how this one beer is bad, but this other beer is really good and cool

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
reggie watts is killing it so ok

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

JakeP posted:

That dude will never win with balls like that lol

nah he owns at p much everything because :dong:





cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
i have no strong opinions on taste b/c i dont personally i dont care what drugs taste like but i think anything around seven or eight drinks with regularity is respectable, no need to dickwave beyond that guys. just some honest thoughts for yall

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014

Drunk & Ugly posted:

i will help you shotgun this into your anus robotshit

:smugbert:
:yosbutt:

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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Everyday Lurker posted:

don't bring back dead threads you dumb poo poo god drat

:smug:

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