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lmao. SLENDERMAN STRIKES AGAINquote:A Las Vegas couple who gunned down two police officers and a civilian before killing themselves apparently looked at law enforcement as oppressors, a sheriff's department official said Monday. What did this have to do with them shooting the police officers? who loving knows i cant wait for slenderman to get inserted into every murder for the next couple new cycles sa is now responsible for killing pigs, gently caress yea Xaris fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Jun 9, 2014 |
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FOX NEWS, AIR THAT INTERVIEW AND SLENDERMAN MIGHT CALM DOWN!!!!!
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 20:44 |
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Slenderman is clearly part of the SomethingAwful Nazi death cult.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 20:49 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Slenderman is clearly part of the SomethingAwful Nazi death cult. Hey, man, the SA Death Cult includes Nazis, but that's only one part of our mythos. We're not all " jawohl mein fuehrer," 24/7. You should come check out the SADC megathread. You might find something there for you. E: you'll need to pony up the $100 for a DeepForums account tho.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 20:54 |
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tacodaemon posted:the adolescent boy murder m.o. is the mass public shooting whereas girls murder as some kind of bizarre multi-girl conspiracy to lure someone somewhere and stab/bludgeon them to death. that "I don't like mondays" girl from the 70s is the only exception I can think of Glad to see that despite the misandry in todays society men still have a higher KDR. females can't even stab someone to death right.
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Xaris posted:lmao. SLENDERMAN STRIKES AGAIN Prediction: every murder and assault for the next three months will be shown to have been influenced by slenderman because someone involved once put on a suit. Moral panic ahoy p.s. hail
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 21:06 |
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where will slenderman strike next
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 21:25 |
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waitwhatno posted:slenderman is more of a female oriented father figure, for example i could never imagine going fishing or learning to shave with him Young girls do love weird-rear end father figures. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_9hfHvQSNo quote:Sometimes i think that you'll never In retrospect kind of creepy, but back in 1987 this was every sexy rear end hell to teenage girls.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 22:29 |
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Pilot crashes MH370 into ocean, to become Slenderman proxy.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 22:57 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Slenderman is clearly part of the SomethingAwful Nazi death cult. As both a fan of right wing extremist politics and this gay retarded website where can I get my armband and hittin' stick put me in coach I'm ready
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 22:58 |
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Truly no one is safe.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 00:38 |
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How come on a stabbing spree because of Assboat, The Goatman, or Tubgirl. was thinking they would have inspired more murders honestly.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 01:43 |
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notlupus posted:It's like the late 80s and early 90s all over again. Ban D&D
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 01:48 |
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Just had my parents ask me who "this slenderman character" is... Thanks SA!
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 01:54 |
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Mods please change my name to Hermano Delgado, gracias in advance.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 15:14 |
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Now Lowtax is taping an interview on CNN
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 17:29 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:Now Lowtax is taping an interview on CNN lazy "journalism". why do they interview lowtax? is not like he's anything to do with slenderman (?)
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 17:31 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:Now Lowtax is taping an interview on CNN remember lowtax, less fart noises this time
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 17:38 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:Now Lowtax is taping an interview on CNN this should be good. e: hail SAtan
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 17:39 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Everybody knows that the only real way to summon Slendermen is to order exactly 666 red staplers from Staples & then incorrectly miscategorize them as toner cartridges in your report to Audit. Then you wait 5-7 business days & eventually you will try to print a report or something and the paper will jam & you will fix the jam and the printer will print out a Legal size page even though you set it to Letter. When this happens, it's time. You have to murder Peggy from Admin, it doesn't matter how you do it but you have to ensure that you don't damage her heart. Take her heart & an inter-office envelope, make sure to scratch out the last recipient's name & write "ATTN: SLENDER MAN" on it & place the heart inside it & seal. Then place the heart laden envelope in the OUT box & wait. That is unless Peggy was the one who handled all the outgoing mail in which case if you know how to work the postage machine you can do it yourself or just find someone else who knows how. The mail isn't technically leaving the office just print out $6.66 of postage & slap it somewhere on the envelope. Wait an additional 5-7 business days. You'll receive an invite to a continuing education class entitled "MURDER MURDER MURDER DEATH", accept the invite even if it's at an inconvenient time, no one has time for those ever anyway. Once you accept the invite you should receive a file containing the module immediately but if it's been a few hours & you haven't received it just give IT a call & they will have you leave your computer on overnight & the module should be downloaded by the next day. The file is called BLOODKILL.exe, just download that straight to the desktop & it should install itself. The included PowerPoint presentation will have all the details you need for the final summoning ritual but the short version is you need at least 4 hours PTO time, 7 baby teeth & reverse consecrated Holy Water. Follow all the instructions in the presentation & submit your request to the Slenderman (e.g. living in his WI mansion, death of your enemy, boy you like likes you back, etc.) and a Slenderman representative will submit a ticket containing your request (IMPORTANT: make sure you write down your confirmation number). Wait an additional 5-7 business days. If it's been more than 10 business days & you haven't been contacted by a Slenderman you should call the Hotline. Usually they will give you some bullshit about not having a ticket on file for you or their system indicates you didn't complete the ritual properly which is when you're like "BAM! CONFIRMATION NUMBER, BITCH!" Don't be afraid to have your ticket escalated to a supervisor. Yes, you're going to have night terrors for three months afterwards as a result but only a supervisor has clearance to expedite your ticket so it's totally worth it. You will know Slenderman has granted your request when you can smell burnt popcorn even though no one will loving own up to popping popcorn in the microwave, even though you put a sign on the microwave SPECIFICALLY ABOUT NOT BURNING POPCORN JESUS CHRIST THE WHOLE OFFICE SMELLS LIKE IT. Obviously, when you die Slenderman gets your soul & does terrible things to your soul's butt for all eternity but it's a pretty sweet deal overall. Still easier than bitcoin.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 18:01 |
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The $6.66 in postage must be paid in Bitcoins.
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# ? Jun 10, 2014 18:14 |
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To be honest these girls look like true goons. Goons.jpg https://twitter.com/chicagotribune/status/476705653147598848
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 14:30 |
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Lowtax just said he's going to be on Erin Burnett's CNN show today.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 14:45 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:Lowtax just said he's going to be on Erin Burnett's CNN show today. Hopefully he gets the needed exposure so SA can be sold to some Chinese investors.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 14:50 |
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/more-crimes-linked-to-slender-man-internet-meme,36244 thanks, something awful
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/more-crimes-linked-to-slender-man-internet-meme,36244 the onion, what something awful always wanted to be.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 15:26 |
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dead 12 year old is one less rear end in a top hat polluting the poo poo out of earth and being slow on the highway in front of you in the future
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 15:44 |
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The Alchemist posted:dead 12 year old is one less rear end in a top hat polluting the poo poo out of earth and being slow on the highway in front of you in the future ok now condense that so i can put it on a t-shirt
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 16:55 |
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The Alchemist posted:dead 12 year old is one less rear end in a top hat polluting the poo poo out of earth and being slow on the highway in front of you in the future did she die?
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crusader_complex posted:did she die? No. But it's still not to late for her to develop an antibiotic resistant infection. Keep your fingers crossed!
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