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Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
Work has been slamming me and I'm tired but I'm moving tomorrow and I'm still not packed

Can someone provide me with motivation?

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
The liquor bottle waiting for you at home.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

leave all your poo poo behind when you move. you will discover that you didnt really need any of it and will attain enlightenment

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

do people actually believe either side of this

anyways the guy on the left is now dead from starvation or im feeding him with my taxes so I guess the edge goes to him

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

why did someone take the time to make this

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
free your minds you wage-enslaved factotums

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Over There posted:

why did someone take the time to make this

to much time on their hands from being an actual person

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

THS posted:

leave all your poo poo behind when you move. you will discover that you didnt really need any of it and will attain enlightenment

Seriously. Being attached to things is poo poo free yourself

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
"Mickey, i will shoot this loving dog"

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

bitchtard posted:

Seriously. Being attached to things is poo poo free yourself

Its pretty true man. I dont even own an iphone

*laughs*

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Ignoarints posted:

Its pretty true man. I dont even own an iphone

*laughs*

iphones are terrible why would you

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

yeah, the fact that you know know what E is!
How much you selling it for?

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Is this intentionally ironic or ?

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007


speed kills

metasynthetic
Dec 2, 2005

in one moment, Earth

in the next, Heaven

Megamarm
the cold embrace of death creeps ever closer to you OP

will you face it boldly with open arms, or with a halfassed last minute apartment move

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
did they help, OP? Here are some more of them.

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

I used to be prescribed two 30 mg IR's every single day. I won't touch the stuff now but drat I wish man. I'd loving crank this poo poo out and be literally moved in by morning. I'd figure out some ingenious way to disassemble my furniture to fit in my car

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

whoflungpoop posted:

iphones are terrible why would you

no iphones are cool

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

gbs.jpg

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Moola posted:

no iphones are cool
op needs motivation and ITT we are helping him

plz do not confuse him with lies

TheBlackPharaoh
May 8, 2007

Ignoarints posted:

do people actually believe either side of this

anyways the guy on the left is now dead from starvation or im feeding him with my taxes so I guess the edge goes to him

Actually according to the image hes now a super saiyan

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Here is how I pack to go on a trip:
1. Wait until the night before
2. Say "OK, seriously, gotta pack"
3. Start drinking
4. Spend at least 5 hours doing anything other than packing (usually this is taking things out of closest, bags, looking at old notebooks)
5. Realize it's 2:00 AM and your flight leaves at 9:00.
6. Set alarm for 5:00 AM
7. Say "I only need 3 hours. I can sleep on the plane. I'll wake up and pack."
8. Dreamtime
9. FIVE MORE MINUTES, MOM
10. Just throw a bunch of tights and ribbons and a pair of shoes you never wear in there. Whatever. It's fine.

Then you arrive at your destination and say "I didn't pack properly" and that becomes both the theme of your trip and your vocal refrain the entire time.

Packing for a move?
1. Burn it.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



apathypuff posted:

did they help, OP? Here are some more of them.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
fuking bugs!

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Oh, you're MOVING?
I detest moving.

Combine both sets of instructions and you should turn out okay/like me/don't end up like me, it's no way to live.

Sauer
Sep 13, 2005

Socialize Everything!
Just opt out op. Opt out of everything. Kill yourself and you don't need to worry about it anymore.

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I hate moving can I just buy my cemetery plot now and live on it for the rest of my life??

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