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Jastiger posted:Costco rules though. We bought taco seasoning and it lasted us two years. I saw this on the shelf the other day and laughed. How many tacos does the average white person make a year? I get those seasoning packets that are like 50 cents, and grab a handful just because and I think I've used three in the past four years.
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Our Costco, which is in Moreno Valley, still suffers from idiot shoppers. You will occasionally find cold foods, such as fresh cheese or meat products, that someone decided at the last minute to abandon in the middle of a non-refrigerated aisle, like right on top of the nuts and snack foods facing the check stands. It sucks because it definitely has to be thrown out, because there's no telling how long it's been sitting there, getting warm. Idiot shoppers.
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Jun 10, 2014 01:05
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Jun 10, 2014 01:05
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also a good place to buy the overpriced razors with all the blades, and giant bottles of shower products
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Jun 10, 2014 01:07
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I've never been to a Costco but my mom bought our first computer at a BJ's back in spring of 2001. A cheapo HP with a Celeron 733, 64MB of RAM and a 20GB hard drive. Actually ran Quake 3 alright once I threw in a video card.
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Jun 10, 2014 01:09
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Went to Costco yesterday and spent 360 dollars. I have a chest freezer with a half hog and shitloads of frozen costco goodies in it. Something else that I remembered that they sell cheap are big dog beds. A BJ's opened up near me and the pale in comparison especially in the meat department. I often buy a whole tenderloin and process it at home.
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Jun 10, 2014 01:09
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I wanted to buy a pork shoulder but didn't need 17lbs worth.
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Jun 10, 2014 01:12
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Boner Medicine posted:I wanted to buy a pork shoulder but didn't need 17lbs worth. Get pork tenderloins instead, they're very delicious and they are in much smaller portions so you can pick one up when you need the "pig fix" and not have to consider the logistics of consuming every molecule of a 20 lb hunk of meat
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Jun 10, 2014 01:34
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Philthy posted:I saw this on the shelf the other day and laughed. How many tacos does the average white person make a year? I get those seasoning packets that are like 50 cents, and grab a handful just because and I think I've used three in the past four years. I'm not white. Racism.
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Jun 10, 2014 04:58
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Jastiger posted:I'm not white. Racism. How the hell did they let you in?
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Jun 10, 2014 04:58
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Vynar posted:Costco is great but some stuff I just can't use all of it. But those nonperishables are great. I can buy more toilet paper than god. Also their fruits seem to be better to me than the local grocery store's stuff. However, here in Maryland they don't sell liquor. I have popped into one in northern Virgina and the beer was pretty cheap, no liquor though. I am getting pretty desperate looking for it. Go to the Costco in DC you jerk. Unlimited liquor
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Jun 10, 2014 05:17
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redstormpopcorn posted:I moved into my new place last April and bought a rice cooker and 50-pound bag of medium-grain Calrose. for like $50 total. I AM STILL EATING THAT RICE. Achievement Unlocked
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Jun 10, 2014 05:28
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Just went to Costco the other day to mix 6 gallons of Margaritas. They had kirkland brand everything for all the stuff I needed and I do not believe in watering poo poo down. but people drank more than 6 gallons worth of stuff and we ran out of the mixer, so I wound up just pouring in whatever Kirkland Grand Mariner and Blue Agave and tossed in whatever cut up limes I had left and hoped for the best. I went through three bottles of Kirkland triple sec.
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Jun 10, 2014 05:28
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A proper margarita for a party is ice, limeade concentrate, tequila, and some everclear.
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Jun 10, 2014 05:33
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Costco Trip report: chicken breasts, raspberries, strawberries, cucumbers, spinach, Kind bars. Gonna get some vodka next time and make some cucumber vodka.
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Jun 10, 2014 05:45
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You mean price club?
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Jun 10, 2014 06:29
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Copley Depot posted:condoms Condoms bigger than my cock for $1.50 and it comes with a bottle of lube. For the best dill on the planet.
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Jun 10, 2014 06:37
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SaltLick posted:A proper margarita for a party is ice, limeade concentrate, tequila, and some everclear. What the gently caress?!? Don't say this too loud man or a ton of people are gonna show up at your house and beat the poo poo out of you for heresy.
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Jun 10, 2014 10:34
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My girlfriend dragged me to Costco once. Shopping for deals makes her happy and I'm a nice guy so I indulged her. Their meat looked pretty good, but the store had a really unwelcoming atmosphere due to the amount of crazed customers butting in front of, cutting off, and basically just desperately putting any poo poo in their carts. I saw trains of carts, two per overweight mother and father and the oldest daughter struggling to push one of her own, and it felt really gross. And the deals weren't all that great if I stood back and looked at them. Yes, you're getting a deal on granola bars, but you're now obligated to eat a lot of the same kind of granola bar.
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Jun 10, 2014 11:45
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Professor Shark posted:My girlfriend dragged me to Costco once. Shopping for deals makes her happy and I'm a nice guy so I indulged her. makes u think
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Jun 10, 2014 17:24
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Frostwerks posted:Condoms bigger than my cock for $1.50 and it comes with a bottle of lube. For the best dill on the planet. I buy the giant pickle jar and then individually wrap the pickles in condoms for convenience. Just slip one in my pocket and off to work! When its snacktime you just untie the end and unroll as you eat. The reservoir tip holds just enough brine for a little salty treat when you're done. Also, the latex is just sticky enough that you can stack them up like cordwood in the fridge. So convenient!
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Jun 10, 2014 23:40
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Slapdash posted:I buy the giant pickle jar and then individually wrap the pickles in condoms for convenience. Just slip one in my pocket and off to work! When its snacktime you just untie the end and unroll as you eat. The reservoir tip holds just enough brine for a little salty treat when you're done. Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
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Jun 10, 2014 23:54
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checked out the pickles yesterday. none of them looked good. y'all just talking about the classic giant penis pickles?
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Jun 11, 2014 02:48
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costco is gonna start selling apple products again woo
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Jun 11, 2014 02:49
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Boner Medicine posted:checked out the pickles yesterday. none of them looked good. y'all just talking about the classic giant penis pickles? Yah, I'm not sure what ones goons are talking about. I only saw Vlasic which are run of the mill get anywhere pickles.
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Philthy posted:Yah, I'm not sure what ones goons are talking about. I only saw Vlasic which are run of the mill get anywhere pickles. Actually, Vlassic are literally poo poo pickles.
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Jun 11, 2014 05:49
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Philthy posted:Yah, I'm not sure what ones goons are talking about. I only saw Vlasic which are run of the mill get anywhere pickles. yeah Vlassic sucks dick. Mt Olive is bad too. I'm really loving picky about my pickles  .1. They shouldn't be loving sweet. god drat disgusting. They should be salty as the sea 2. they should have a nice crunch and snap in half when you try to bend them, not be more flaccid than LESLIE's dick I've probably returned like $15 in pickles to grocery stores because of how disappointing some of them are fortunately, costco sold this in a twin pack for like $5  loving good pickles
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it's cool if you recognize good pickles but lol if you have a strong opinion against a pickle brand
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Every time I go to costco I see at least three retards and a midget. It's like the circus.
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Jun 12, 2014 07:58
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i like all pickles because i like anything dick shaped that tastes of vinegar that i can slam down my throat before chomping off
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Jun 12, 2014 09:14
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Sharzak posted:Every time I go to costco I see at least three retards and a midget. It's like the circus. same but your posts.
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Jun 12, 2014 09:15
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i mean every time i read your posts. just midges and retards
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Jun 12, 2014 09:15
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FrozenLederhosen posted:Kirkland bacon is loving awesome and one of the only really good deals there of the poo poo I buy regularly. Stuff that should be a good deal but isn't, like an entire flat of eggs, is only like $.03/egg cheaper than the same brand from Safeway. Probably won't renew my membership. lol if u go to piece of poo poo safeway, a place that sells green peppers for 2 dollars per piece for anything instead of costco the best place on earth u basic bitch made friend of the family i will literally fight about store brand loyalties.
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I've been to the Costco in Vancouver BC. They have poutine in the food court. POUTINE, YOUS FUCKS!  thank the lord baby jesus I don't live there, I'd be a fat goon.
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i assume the us costcos have the giant angies popcorn bags they are good and have a lot of popcorn inside
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