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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Dear housemate,
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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
 buy a larger, more grotesque butt plug and set it next to his on the shower rack

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

 cover the buttplug with tobasco

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Full Metal Jackass posted:

buy a larger, more grotesque butt plug and set it next to his on the shower rack

larger?

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

The Science of Suck posted:

Dear myself,

Goongrats on living in a house you own like a functional adult unlike the lame piece of poo poo op.

Congrats on being a mortgage slave, I guess??

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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THS posted:

cover the buttplug with tobasco

then cover it with conditioner, so it doesn't burn going in. Don't ask me why I know this!

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