Im unemployed and live at home

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killaer: Aug 4, 2007

Oh hi. Since you asked, my "JOB" is convincing people that its okay to be unemployed and cherish your time at home with your family.

what do you think?

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Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

thank you for the reassurance OP, it'll probably be another week before i throw myself off a bridge now.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 22:44

killaer: Aug 4, 2007

I like to think that im a warrior, fighting against this society's philosophical tendencies.

am I a pussy bitch?

bonus points if you served overseas

# ? Jun 10, 2014 22:45

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

kill are self

# ? Jun 10, 2014 22:52

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

employ this *poimts at weiner*

# ? Jun 10, 2014 22:56

Ocean Book: Sep 27, 2010; - hi

Do you enjoy it? Does your family enjoy your presence?

# ? Jun 10, 2014 22:57

uG: Apr 23, 2003; by Ralp

cheer up op at least you arent this guy:

Jim Rustler posted:

I've lost my way. I'm a 47 year old man, and I still live with my mother, and have never moved out, not even once.

My entire social life is the internet. Everyone I talk to, besides my mother and occasionally my father, is someone I have met from these forums, a chatroom, or steam.

It's like, I know that that's bad, but I really have forgotten how to make friends in real life. I don't have a job, so I don't have that outlet to make friends. I can't drink because I'm afraid if I do I'll become an alcoholic, I'm just totally lost.

I'm not even sure if this is a bad thing, to be honest. I'm happy, at least I think so?

What bothers me the most is apparently I missed growing up and learning career life skills somehow along the way, and now I'm just "stuck" here, doing the same things every day, over and over. Taking my mothers dogs out, waiting until she goes to work so I can chat on the internet etc etc.

It is really pathetic and I know that deep down, I'm just not sure what to do to fix it, I honestly feel like it's too late, and in the back of my mind want mother to die so at least then I could lie to people and say it was my own house.

I can't even get laid now, because of how much shame I feel if I were to bring a woman back to my mothers house.

I don't even know if I'm looking for any advice or just wanted to vent . . .

# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:03

Laughing Man: Feb 11, 2008; I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...

quote:

I can't even get laid now, because of how much shame I feel if I were to bring a woman back to my mothers house.

yes that's the reason

# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:04

cool new Metroid game: Oct 7, 2009; hail satan

same

# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:05

eric: Apr 27, 2004; Lipstick Apathy

uG posted:

cheer up op at least you arent this guy:

Dude needs to just find women with zero standards.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:05

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

quote:

I've lost my way. I'm a 47 year old man, and I still live with my mother, and have never moved out, not even once.

My entire social life is the internet. Everyone I talk to, besides my mother and occasionally my father, is someone I have met from these forums, a chatroom, or steam.

It's like, I know that that's bad, but I really have forgotten how to make friends in real life. I don't have a job, so I don't have that outlet to make friends. I can't drink because I'm afraid if I do I'll become an alcoholic, I'm just totally lost.

I'm not even sure if this is a bad thing, to be honest. I'm happy, at least I think so?

What bothers me the most is apparently I missed growing up and learning career life skills somehow along the way, and now I'm just "stuck" here, doing the same things every day, over and over. Taking my mothers dogs out, waiting until she goes to work so I can chat on the internet etc etc.

It is really pathetic and I know that deep down, I'm just not sure what to do to fix it, I honestly feel like it's too late, and in the back of my mind want mother to die so at least then I could lie to people and say it was my own house.

I can't even get laid now, because of how much shame I feel if I were to bring a woman back to my mothers house.

I don't even know if I'm looking for any advice or just wanted to vent . . .

# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:07

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Have you thought about writing, painting, sculpting or drawing OP? You should use your time to create things, or at least help you're mother around the house.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:08

Slap Happy: Apr 14, 2006

i';m a full time mom

# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:21

babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

uG posted:

cheer up op at least you arent this guy:

that thread owns and i reccomend everyone go read it. dude is really hosed up, probably wants to bone and/or kill her mother and hes completely in denial

# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:22

jhorphear: Apr 24, 2013; Ask me about telling people not to change my avatar

babypolis posted:

that thread owns and i reccomend everyone go read it. dude is really hosed up, probably wants to bone and/or kill her mother and hes completely in denial

Please give me a link! I love reading about goons who are completely hosed up. Makes my life seem not so lovely.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:25

Corey Plumper: Nov 22, 2008

babypolis posted:

that thread owns and i reccomend everyone go read it. dude is really hosed up, probably wants to bone and/or kill her mother and hes completely in denial

I think he might be a troll. Just a hunch

# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:26

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

jhorphear posted:

Please give me a link! I love reading about goons who are completely hosed up. Makes my life seem not so lovely.

click the name at the top of the quote you rube

Corey Plumper posted:

I think he might be a troll. Just a hunch

yeah. jim rustle. maybe not though, we live in a post-elliot rogers world

# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:28

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

Fandyien posted:

we live in a post-elliot rogers world

# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:30

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

Fandyien posted:

we live in a post-elliot rogers world

# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:31

babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

dont forget roboshit. anything is possible now

# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:36

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

im not and i dont

# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:37

Shirley Crabtree: Aug 8, 2012

killaer posted:

Oh hi. Since you asked, my "JOB" is convincing people that its okay to be unemployed and cherish your time at home with your family.

what do you think?

No rent, free food, world of warcraft whenever you want, don't have to shower or dress all 'fancy' congrats on living the dream OP keep it up.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:38

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Yaos: Feb 22, 2003; She is a cat of significant gravy.

If it helps you feel better my life's great.

# ? Jun 10, 2014 23:53

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