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RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Jesus Christ real football season needs to get here already

everyone wear hats now
Jul 29, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhlx43rTs2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsQpWBSjVzI

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

SaltLick posted:

Jesus Christ real football season needs to get here already

got to see all those new comercials lol!!

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

SaltLick posted:

Jesus Christ real football season needs to get here already

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Some dork is wearing a brand new USA jersey to work today. I wonder if he even knows the rules in soccer.

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Some dork is wearing a brand new USA jersey to work today. I wonder if he even knows the rules in soccer.

1. dont touch ball with hands.
2. if ball goes outside the larget rectangle its out of bounds
2a. you may touch ball with hands now

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

BadLlama posted:

1. dont touch ball with hands.
2. if ball goes outside the larget rectangle its out of bounds
2a. you may touch ball with hands now

3. If someone touches you: flop around like a retard struck by a bullet.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!

Full Metal Jackass posted:

3. If someone touches you: flop around like a retard struck by a bullet.

4. If you touch someone: hold your hands up and convince the ref you didn't do it.

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

5. if you cum when they grab your dick thats a red card violation plz practice self control

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
6. Whenever the U.S. wins, insist they had "bad form" and "still got dominated for most of the game"

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
7. England is better than America, except when it isn't, and then racism

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

So where are the HD live streams of the games? The only decent ones I can find are in Spanish.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN1WN0YMWZU

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

No. 6 posted:

So where are the HD live streams of the games? The only decent ones I can find are in Spanish.


http://espn.go.com/watchespn/index/_/sport/soccer-futbol/?ex_cid=espnapi_affiliate_Google_World_Cup_Video

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I to see Brazil lose big time this afternoon. Then the riots and head-staking.

insaneway
Feb 10, 2014

I think when there's enough will and aggression, there's no shortage of talent either.
-Jurgen Klinsmann-
lol do people even care about you?

Greed is eternal
Jun 8, 2008
looking forward to spain vs chile tomorrow

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay belgium

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I've never been prouder of America than I am today.

gently caress YOU GHANA!

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

redshirt posted:

I've never been prouder of America than I am today.

gently caress YOU GHANA!

that was yesterday dude, and they played much worse football than ghana, who were also playing bad football

so far this cup has been people playing the worst winning from people playing really bad, except for holland vs spain

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
How many change of possessions are there in one soccer game? I'd put the over/under at 700

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Darth123123 posted:

How many change of possessions are there in one soccer game? I'd put the over/under at 700

its deffo in the hundreds but ball possession and goal attempts are the stats to watch


sorry that this isnt a game where everything can be captured in two numbers folks, lots of matches and even titles are accompanied by a "yeah but how"

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

redshirt posted:

I've never been prouder of America than I am today.

gently caress YOU GHANA!

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

newreply.php posted:

that was yesterday dude, and they played much worse football than ghana, who were also playing bad football

so far this cup has been people playing the worst winning from people playing really bad, except for holland vs spain

if you win the game you played soccer better than the other team, unless score is not representative of performance, in which case why even play at all? (although that would explain why they barely ever score)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
gently caress Gayna.

#USA
#AMERICA
#FUCKYEAH

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
poop

Jesus Christ fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Jun 18, 2014

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

newreply.php posted:

that was yesterday dude, and they played much worse football than ghana, who were also playing bad football

so far this cup has been people playing the worst winning from people playing really bad, except for holland vs spain

This is wrong I watched Germany and Portugal, either Portugal played like the women's world cup or Germany is badass.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

texaholic posted:

This is wrong I watched Germany and Portugal, either Portugal played like the women's world cup or Germany is badass.

For things such as world cups won(3) and also making through multiple rounds the German team has a pretty good record.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

redshirt posted:

gently caress Gayna.

#USA
#AMERICA
#FUCKYEAH

THAT'S loving RIGHT

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

newreply.php posted:

that was yesterday dude, and they played much worse football than ghana, who were also playing bad football

Glad to see you abiding by Soccer Rule No. 6

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
less than four hours until australia loses what dignity it had left after the emu war

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

:woop: :holy: :roflolmao:

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

no one likes spain anyways, up tight cunts with a bad economy

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
im not sure but the world champion being eliminated in the first round may be first

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

newreply.php posted:

im not sure but the world champion being eliminated in the first round may be first

may be first what?

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

:vince:

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