Lowtax just added me on skype

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Creed Reunion Tour: Jul 3, 2007; by Cyrano4747; Grimey Drawer

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# ? Jun 14, 2014 00:24

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Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

ramble onto him about how dark souls changed your life

# ? Jun 14, 2014 00:24

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

Call him LowT, that's his secret nickname. You guys will be best friends after that.

# ? Jun 14, 2014 00:27

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

The Bible posted:

Mangosteen.

# ? Jun 14, 2014 00:27

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

You can't use skype in china thats probably why he hasn't replied.

# ? Jun 14, 2014 00:52

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Remind him to regret engaging in the community whatsoever.

# ? Jun 14, 2014 00:54

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

tell him im sorry about that mixup with the missing shirt someone had taken my mail and i blamed it on his lovely shipping habits IM so sorry lowtax

# ? Jun 14, 2014 00:56

Sagabal: Apr 24, 2010

Benedick Cuckold posted:

wow i'm totally jell-o

You know what's real good
Jell-o

# ? Jun 14, 2014 01:18

a starchy tuber: Sep 9, 2002; hi yes I'm very normal

pathetic little tramp posted:

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type that

# ? Jun 14, 2014 01:33

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

No luck, sorry guys.

# ? Jun 14, 2014 02:59

Dr. Video Games 0112: Jan 7, 2004; serious business

Proceed to have a meltdown about how he's neglecting you or something.

# ? Jun 14, 2014 03:31

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

maybe he cant respond cause hes been abducted or something, like the story of the dude on MH370 that shoved the iphone up his rear end and took a picture to communicate

what im saying is send him a picture of your anus, he should be used to that if hes a forums user anyway

# ? Jun 14, 2014 03:41

Sgt Showtime: Jun 21, 2011; The Santa Clause of Satire;
The man with a hat on, from Manhattan,
(John Oliver)

Nanomashoes posted:

tell him you're gay

# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:09

Zen Punk: Dec 26, 2005; interfaced

cast enlarge satan

# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:23

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

link him this song and see what he thinks about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LTOA99VKeU

# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:24

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

gnarlyhotep posted:

ask to talk to Schmarky

# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:29

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

ask him if he has stairs in his house

# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:30

Fuck Your Website: Nov 29, 2003; FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

A doom house?

# ? Jun 14, 2014 07:52

Shirley Crabtree: Aug 8, 2012

Human interaction can be a tricky thing, especially if you suffer from a debilitating condition such as autism. This might be of some assistance.

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Good-at-Small-Talk

# ? Jun 14, 2014 07:58

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Lowtax is easy

try getting a date with Ozma, that I would like to see

# ? Jun 15, 2014 04:13

Sagabal: Apr 24, 2010

just make out with some warm hamburger meat and you'll have approx. the same experience

# ? Jun 15, 2014 04:40

Ruddha: Jan 21, 2006; when you realize how cool and retarded everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky

Show him all of your rear end.

# ? Jun 15, 2014 04:42

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

I just skype'd TowLax and told him not to gently caress up the servers again. Your Welcome, SometimesAwful!

# ? Jun 16, 2014 07:52

KierkegaardsHo: Mar 21, 2004

Play him a recording of Fragmaster's voice, I doubt he's ever really heard it before.

# ? Jun 16, 2014 08:22

Wertjoe: May 10, 2007

Fozzy The Bear posted:

[1:08:57 AM] Fozzy the Bear: hi?
[1:09:49 AM] Lowtax: hi
[2:03:25 AM] Lowtax: Hi Fozzy the Bear, I'd like to add you as a contact.
[2:03:38 AM] *** Fozzy the Bear has shared contact details with Lowtax. ***
[2:04:36 AM] Fozzy the Bear: When will search and archives be fixed?
[2:07:23 AM] Fozzy the Bear: I want to do a LP with you and sporky
[2:08:02 AM] Fozzy the Bear: I'm gay
[2:33:39 AM] Fozzy the Bear: we are talking about you in GBS, just wanted to let you know, don't want to be talking behind your back or anything, we all care about your feelings so much
[3:32:10 AM] Fozzy the Bear: do you have stairs in your house?
[3:45:39 AM] Fozzy the Bear: what is your home address? I have this box of berensten bear erotica that I know you will like

He must have been excited to see all of these jokes for the millionth time. Thats why he didnt respond, he was busy laughing uncontrollably at this fresh material.

# ? Jun 16, 2014 09:14