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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

mm...yeah

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
squirt some shampoo in your butt

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

have you ever wondered why, if you open up a bottle of shamppoo in the shower, it looks like there's jizz on the top, regardless of brand or type? :crossarms:

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
i do it every day op, but sometimes when i do it too much my penis gets white flakes and stuff

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
What a bad idea, haha.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Morkyz posted:

i do it every day op, but sometimes when i do it too much my penis gets white flakes and stuff

Ummmmm......thats like dandruff or something. You should eat it to absorb like the fecal acid

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Drad_Bert posted:

Ummmmm......thats like dandruff or something. You should eat it to absorb like the fecal acid

it only happens when i rub soap into my penis for hours a day

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
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Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

What a bad idea, haha.

Can you explain how im pretty worried about it for scientific purposes

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Morkyz posted:

it only happens when i rub soap into my penis for hours a day

yeah..thats the dandruff rubbing off your pubes onto your shlong, gaymo

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Katamari Democracy posted:

Can you explain how im pretty worried about it for scientific purposes

you might get soap inside your penis, which hurts

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Drad_Bert posted:

yeah..thats the dandruff rubbing off your pubes onto your shlong, gaymo

no it isnt, ill pm you a pic to prove it

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



i was going to whack it in the shower but i decided to pummel my girlfriend's vagina for an hour instead.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

vyst posted:

i was going to whack it in the shower but i decided to pummel my girlfriend's vagina for an hour instead.

Tell your mom I said hi

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
maybe if i set up some mirrors or something i could watch winona ryder on the tv in the next room while i'm doing it what do you guys think?

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Drad_Bert posted:

maybe if i set up some mirrors or something i could watch winona ryder on the tv in the next room while i'm doing it what do you guys think?

Sounds pretty good to me

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



No. 6 posted:

Tell your mom I said hi

she says hi back and then told me to send you a winky face ;)

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Jun 9, 2013

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Morkyz posted:

you might get soap inside your penis, which hurts

use baby soap

except that's kinda hosed up

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

vyst posted:

i was going to whack it in the shower but i decided to pummel my girlfriend's vagina for an hour instead.

Thanks man that really put me over the edge i appreciate it

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
when i whack it in the shower i just look in the mirror hth

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
sometimes i put the mirror behind the shower head to pretend the women are really getting hot over me while I blow my articulate load on them hoes

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
No soap necessary to simulate crabs

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Drad_Bert posted:

maybe if i set up some mirrors or something i could watch winona ryder on the tv in the next room while i'm doing it what do you guys think?

Just setup a TV in your bathroom dipshit.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


a hole-y ghost posted:

have you ever wondered why, if you open up a bottle of shamppoo in the shower, it looks like there's jizz on the top, regardless of brand or type? :crossarms:

Hate to tell you this buddy, but your dad / roommates have a sick sense of humor...

In Zero We Trust
Jul 14, 2011
shower is for pee

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Just setup a TV in your bathroom dipshit.

or just look at your own Adonis-like body in the mirror

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
thread, will the water from the shower cause my human skin woman suit to shrink while jacking it tia

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Jun 9, 2013

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porkchop_express posted:

thread, will the water from the shower cause my human skin woman suit to shrink while jacking it tia

only if you got hard water

i suggest placing a hard water detector in your rectum while you do it just to be sure

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
well that was off the chain thanks guys

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
Sometimes I catch my own naked body in the mirror and I can't help but beat off

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

GIRL BRAINS posted:

Sometimes I catch my own naked body in the mirror and I can't help but beat off

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

GIRL BRAINS posted:

Sometimes I catch my mom's naked body in the mirror and I can't help but beat off

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

No. 6 posted:

GIRL BRAINS posted:

Sometimes I catch your mom's naked body in the mirror and I can't help but beat off

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Morkyz posted:

quote:

GIRL BRAINS" post="431022936 posted:
Sometimes I catch your mom's naked bottle in the manner and I can't hurp but beach off

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