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mm...yeah
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:39 |
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squirt some shampoo in your butt
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:40 |
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have you ever wondered why, if you open up a bottle of shamppoo in the shower, it looks like there's jizz on the top, regardless of brand or type?
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:40 |
i do it every day op, but sometimes when i do it too much my penis gets white flakes and stuff
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:41 |
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What a bad idea, haha.
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:41 |
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Morkyz posted:i do it every day op, but sometimes when i do it too much my penis gets white flakes and stuff Ummmmm......thats like dandruff or something. You should eat it to absorb like the fecal acid
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:43 |
Drad_Bert posted:Ummmmm......thats like dandruff or something. You should eat it to absorb like the fecal acid it only happens when i rub soap into my penis for hours a day
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:45 |
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Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:What a bad idea, haha. Can you explain how im pretty worried about it for scientific purposes
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:45 |
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Morkyz posted:it only happens when i rub soap into my penis for hours a day yeah..thats the dandruff rubbing off your pubes onto your shlong, gaymo
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:46 |
Katamari Democracy posted:Can you explain how im pretty worried about it for scientific purposes you might get soap inside your penis, which hurts
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:47 |
Drad_Bert posted:yeah..thats the dandruff rubbing off your pubes onto your shlong, gaymo no it isnt, ill pm you a pic to prove it
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:48 |
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i was going to whack it in the shower but i decided to pummel my girlfriend's vagina for an hour instead.
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:51 |
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vyst posted:i was going to whack it in the shower but i decided to pummel my girlfriend's vagina for an hour instead. Tell your mom I said hi
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:51 |
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maybe if i set up some mirrors or something i could watch winona ryder on the tv in the next room while i'm doing it what do you guys think?
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:51 |
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Drad_Bert posted:maybe if i set up some mirrors or something i could watch winona ryder on the tv in the next room while i'm doing it what do you guys think? Sounds pretty good to me
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:52 |
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No. 6 posted:Tell your mom I said hi she says hi back and then told me to send you a winky face
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:52 |
Morkyz posted:you might get soap inside your penis, which hurts use baby soap except that's kinda hosed up
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:54 |
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vyst posted:i was going to whack it in the shower but i decided to pummel my girlfriend's vagina for an hour instead. Thanks man that really put me over the edge i appreciate it
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:55 |
when i whack it in the shower i just look in the mirror hth
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:56 |
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sometimes i put the mirror behind the shower head to pretend the women are really getting hot over me while I blow my articulate load on them hoes
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:57 |
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No soap necessary to simulate crabs
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 05:58 |
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Drad_Bert posted:maybe if i set up some mirrors or something i could watch winona ryder on the tv in the next room while i'm doing it what do you guys think? Just setup a TV in your bathroom dipshit.
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 06:15 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:have you ever wondered why, if you open up a bottle of shamppoo in the shower, it looks like there's jizz on the top, regardless of brand or type? Hate to tell you this buddy, but your dad / roommates have a sick sense of humor...
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 06:16 |
shower is for pee
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 06:16 |
SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Just setup a TV in your bathroom dipshit. or just look at your own Adonis-like body in the mirror
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 06:20 |
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thread, will the water from the shower cause my human skin woman suit to shrink while jacking it tia
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 06:21 |
porkchop_express posted:thread, will the water from the shower cause my human skin woman suit to shrink while jacking it tia only if you got hard water i suggest placing a hard water detector in your rectum while you do it just to be sure
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 06:22 |
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well that was off the chain thanks guys
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 06:43 |
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Sometimes I catch my own naked body in the mirror and I can't help but beat off
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 06:47 |
GIRL BRAINS posted:Sometimes I catch my own naked body in the mirror and I can't help but beat off
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 06:48 |
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GIRL BRAINS posted:Sometimes I catch my mom's naked body in the mirror and I can't help but beat off
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 06:50 |
No. 6 posted:
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 06:53 |
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Morkyz posted:
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 06:55 |