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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Gotta admit when no is around I pick my boogers, I do not eat them though. I am almost 30 is this normal. Happens in the am around the time I clean "sleep" from my eyes. Has anyone ever stopped picking their nose?

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
I pick them and eat them.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Also I bite my toe nails.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
post a picture of the underside of your desk and/or chair, lets see how much buildup you've got going

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

proof of concept posted:

post a picture of the underside of your desk and/or chair, lets see how much buildup you've got going

I toss them on the ground and vacuum about once every 2 weeks, maybe the dog eats them?

StickyNavels
Apr 3, 2009
Supposedly it's good for your immune system.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
http://www.timesunion.com/living/article/Like-to-become-a-stranger-to-illness-Read-on-3430548.php

quote:

Q: Kids constantly pick their noses. It's like their little fingers just gravitate there. You address that this might actually be OK, and parents can stop obsessing.

A: What's wrong with picking your nose: The cold virus is passed into the body through the mucus membranes, most of which reside your nose. If your fingers are contaminated through contact with an infected surface or person, sticking your fingers directly into your nose can cause an immediate transfer of the virus to your own body.

However, says Dr. Friedrich Bischinger, a lung specialist based in Austria, picking your nose is beneficial, because you can clean out possible disease-causing microorganisms that you can't blow out with a tissue. He even thinks it's a good idea to eat what you pick, because it strengthens the immune system: You're giving your immune system exposure to invaders it needs to know about.

Captain Matchbox
Sep 22, 2008

BOP THE STOATS
deny it and then do it in the car waiting at the lights like every other adult

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Captain Matchbox posted:

deny it and then do it in the car waiting at the lights like every other adult

Oh poo poo just realized I pick my nose in the car and toss the boogers out the window too.

owls or something
Jul 7, 2003

I'm doing it while reading this tread.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control

I don't care if that poo poo cures cancer I'm not eating my boogers.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

Incendiary Pig posted:

I don't care if that poo poo cures cancer I'm not eating my boogers.

i'm from the future; you and your kind don't make it

eat your boogers if you want to live

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Incendiary Pig posted:

I don't care if that poo poo cures cancer I'm not eating my boogers.
RIP loser who's too cool to eat his own delicious boogers.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Why is ti that I think my poop smell really good but when I go in the bathroom after someone else has just pooped it's really gross and makes me gag?

Doctor Shapes
Mar 17, 2009

Ask and ye shall receive.

not gonna eat my boogers, thanks dr butt

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

picking/eating boogers with my left pinkie as I type with my right hand to post in this thread

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Why is ti that I think my poop smell really good but when I go in the bathroom after someone else has just pooped it's really gross and makes me gag?

You're a narcissist

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Whirlwind Jones posted:

I pick them and eat them.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
http://youtu.be/9LO48f3mxA0

hth

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
your immune system can only fight the germs once you eat them, not while they are sitting on your mucus membranes in your nose uc

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Whirlwind Jones posted:

RIP loser who's too cool to eat his own delicious boogers.

I heard any man who successfully eats your moms pussy and lives is immune to every disease and virus and cancer and aids. Basically your moms a skank rear end bitch.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

texaholic posted:

I heard any man who successfully eats your moms pussy and lives is immune to every disease and virus and cancer and aids. Basically your moms a skank rear end bitch.
So I'm basically immortal then? Nice.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Eat other peoples boogers. Also, tongue in the butt.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Captain Matchbox posted:

deny it and then do it in the car waiting at the lights like every other adult

just don't pretend like you're invisible. holy god some of the people who really get their fingers up in there digging for that deep nug in their car is :stonk:

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Waltzing Along posted:

Eat other peoples boogers. Also, tongue in the butt.
I've done one of these.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I state again that I only clean my nostrils out with my penis.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

I state again that I only clean my nostrils out with my penis.

lol at your comically long and thin penis.

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
Pickin Boogas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LO48f3mxA0

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Whirlwind Jones posted:

lol at your comically long and thin penis.

:colbert: and prehensile.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Picking is way better than snorting in the restroom. I hate when people do that.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Read this thread title with a finger up my nose.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
i pick everything i eat

i eat everything i pick

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
post animated gifs of celebrities caught on camera eating boogers

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Maldoror posted:

post animated gifs of celebrities caught on camera eating boogers

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Any bellybutton lint sniffers in the house? That poo poo's delish

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

mng posted:

Any bellybutton lint sniffers in the house? That poo poo's delish

I prefer fermented toe jam.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

best is sand boogers: spend a three day weekend drinking in the desert and then pick your nose.


giant bloody messes that make you realize what its like to breathe normally. soooo satisfying

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MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I sneak up on women in deserted parking lots and suck their noses clean.

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