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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I don't know how much that'd help but it can't hurt.

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uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
delete all the ops posts to get an additional speed boost

huge pile of hamburger
Nov 4, 2009
delete op

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax

uG posted:

delete all the ops posts to get an additional speed boost


watwat posted:

delete op

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Make support robot ASCII to reduce server load.

Science Rocket
Sep 4, 2006

Putting the Flash in Flash Man

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

all gbs posts are the same effectively so I agree with the op

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

delete these forums:
1) let's play
2) games
3) pyf
4) gbs
5) that gun one and the cop one

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
YLLS and ADTRW

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Delete all forums save for the Front Page Discussion subforum.

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
delete all images to improve bandwidth. return to the glorious days of BBS

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Just scrap the forums and make SA a 4chan clone

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Devils Affricate posted:

Just scrap the forums and make SA a 4chan clone

lets just write a script that registers us for a reddit account with a similar username to our SA one and save us all some trouble

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Delete all forums save for the Front Page Discussion subforum.
There's a Front Page......... Discussion subforum?!?!?!

;)

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
ban OP to improve forums performance

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
can't believe this thread went like 15 posts without that

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
you can delete all the megathreads because theyre all retarded idiot poo poo

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I remember when pruning was a thing low rent poo poo forums did

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax

Waltzing Along posted:

ban OP to improve forums performance


watwat posted:

delete op

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

delete these forums:
1) let's play
2) games
3) pyf
4) gbs
5) that gun one and the cop one
Would that make you feel better about deleting your penis?

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
the forums are dead and we have killed it

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

the forums are dead and we have killed it
your username is hosed up if true

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Whirlwind Jones posted:

your username is hosed up if true

he did. call the cops!

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



delete forums to force awkward goons outdoors

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
delete all goons

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
delete all posts

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
delete all mods

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP

Whirlwind Jones posted:

your username is hosed up if true

ya

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lol

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Omi-Polari posted:

delete all goons


Omi-Polari posted:

delete all posts


Omi-Polari posted:

delete all mods

delete self for 50+ forums horsepower

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KierkegaardsHo
Mar 21, 2004

Change the forums to one of those cool 403 forbidden pages.

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