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Nog
May 15, 2006

well, i just decided to buy the squatty potty on amazon because it sounds like a good idea

i also own a bidet, because scraping my butt with wads of paper is the kind of poo poo animals would do. even those charmin bears do it.

ask me about pooping in the cyber age, tell me ways to maximize my poop efficiency

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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

you are a filthy loving animal

Korthal
May 26, 2011



This is a squat toilet.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
What's it like wasting money?

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

im worried about people sniffing around my poop in the age of cyber pooping

what sort of encryption is needed to make sure my poops are truly secure?

Nog
May 15, 2006

MOOBS! posted:

im worried about people sniffing around my poop in the age of cyber pooping

what sort of encryption is needed to make sure my poops are truly secure?

this is a real concern, but the answer to this question depends on whether you have sewer or septic. let me know and i'll get back to you asap

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

MOOBS! posted:

im worried about people sniffing around my poop in the age of cyber pooping

what sort of encryption is needed to make sure my poops are truly secure?

blowfish

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Make sure to use an appropriately wide stance

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013


gently caress u go rim a shark

Nog
May 15, 2006

Widestancer posted:

Make sure to use an appropriately wide stance

wtf do u think i am? an amateur?

i have over 20 years of pooping experience

i could poop with my eyes closed

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
I clicked this thread expecting a full-blown poopolution and all I got was trickledown insurgency.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
poop poop revolution

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
poopvolution.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Well OP!? How's the squat master 3000???

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Ok I haven't experienced a bidet but is it like a fuckin water pik because otherwise idkhtf it's gonna get any poop off my body

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
p sure ur not supposed to let it encrust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
I drop fire bombs on the reg (in my toilet)

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i just poop on the floor and let the help deal with it

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op bought this

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
lol

lets all imagine th op looking like an idiot while pooping like the little man in the ad and laugh at him

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
squatty potty is just a how shaq poops normally simulator

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