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Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

mookface posted:

I don't make rational decisions when I'm drunk I once fell off a balcony and nearly died

I think I know you were you in AGS?

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Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

I Am Not Spor
Dec 13, 2006
all the better to glomp you with
im gay

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~
Listen to Blink 182 and watch YouTube videos. Consume nothing but a hot pocket and like 15 beers in a 24 hour period or a dozen eggs and a bottle of whiskey spread out over 42 hours. It's been a productive 3 days.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Put my tongue in somebody's butthole

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Maoist Pussy posted:

Put my tongue in somebody's butthole

whoa man

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

have sex with fat people

In Zero We Trust
Jul 14, 2011
Cry

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Have sex with my wife since it enhances the drugs

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Become intoxicated?

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
enjoy reading ops posts

Red Harvest
Mar 13, 2007

Wait, it's Clint? Well shit.
function

doo doo guy
Jan 2, 2008

think life seems pretty good

Kaincypher
Apr 24, 2008
quasi-lurker here, but I loves to drunk-post. More sober posts as I got older, but still... I remember (blackout posts excluded)

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Kaincypher posted:

quasi-lurker here, but I loves to drunk-post. More sober posts as I got older, but still... I remember (blackout posts excluded)

keep on postin bro. you: just keep on a: postin. peace

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~

Maoist Pussy posted:

Put my tongue in somebody's butthole

I have a buddy that's all about eating rear end lately and I can't tell if he's joking or not. Like he's always a top-tier ironic rear end in a top hat but it seems sincere.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Turfahurf posted:

I have a buddy that's all about eating rear end lately and I can't tell if he's joking or not. Like he's always a top-tier ironic rear end in a top hat but it seems sincere.

invite him over for brunch? just throw your rear end in a top hat out there man

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~

MOOBS! posted:

invite him over for brunch? just throw your rear end in a top hat out there man

Neither of us are into dudes and I wouldn't want to subject anyone to the hairy wasteland that is my rear end anyways.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Turfahurf posted:

Neither of us are into dudes and I wouldn't want to subject anyone to the hairy wasteland that is my rear end anyways.

He been dancing around the subject for awhile bra

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Turfahurf posted:

I have a buddy that's all about eating rear end lately and I can't tell if he's joking or not. Like he's always a top-tier ironic rear end in a top hat but it seems sincere.

Once you convince yourself that it isn't sorta gross, it starts to seem like a really good idea.

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
I watch lady gaga videos and cant get over how loving hot she is.

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
If I'm skiing alone I start texting people like crazy. Pace around alot too. Kinda dumb tbh

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

Absalom Baird posted:

If I'm skiing alone I start texting people like crazy. Pace around alot too. Kinda dumb tbh

i pace any time i'm on the phone or talking to people about anything i have to really think about unless i have smoked

then i just lay back on something comfortable and have a good time in the conversation

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

play videogames, i can only play them when high because sober i feel too guilty

f_c_
Oct 27, 2007

Take joy rides with Larry Mahoney

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

MOOBS! posted:

i try to stay high 24/7 so life i guess

WWZD
Nov 17, 2010

it all makes sense now
watch lesbian porn

dance like no one will see me

puke in the bath tub



beg for death

e: vodka haiku

WWZD fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Jun 22, 2014

WWZD
Nov 17, 2010

it all makes sense now
criaglist re-ject

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
when i'm blazed i sit for hours and create ridiculously retarded electronic music and videos then get more blazed and watch them super blazed and this is what happens

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c64_1402898428

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=09b_1402932284

Professor Latency
Mar 30, 2011

Socialize

David Pratt
Apr 21, 2001
Post

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Big fat
David Pratt
Sit on down for a sports chit chat with
Big fat
David pratt

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buy clothing from hipsters on kickstarter. I bought a pair of jeans that I'm worried might be skinny jeans. I'll find out in a month.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

Take 30 minute showers

i do this when i'm sober

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Benedick Cuckold posted:

i do this when i'm sober

Holy poo poo the free time you must have

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

mookface posted:

Holy poo poo the free time you must have

i didn't say i did it all the time, bro

Q-sixtysix
Jun 4, 2005

play videogames

sober videogames are pretty boring

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The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
Play Ken Griffey Jrs Slugfest for like 3 hours

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