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In Zero We Trust posted:they mate by being eaten and exploding acidic sperm all over the much larger female any creature like that must be killed with fire  Good job OP, you posted beautiful creatures but the asshats posting after you ruined this fast.(look this is disgusting lulzlulz =) )
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My coworker asked me to kill a spider in her office the other day so I tried to get it on a piece of paper so I could let it outside but it fell behind her desk to live there forever and I was like lol
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i like the videos of the weird drum dance some spiders do for courtship
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i wonder now which will rebuild civilization after mankind's extinction, spiders or cephalopods.
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Tricky D posted:i wonder now which will rebuild civilization after mankind's extinction, spiders or cephalopods. none because only humans are dumb enough to think civilization is a good idea
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OMFG FURRY posted:none because only humans are dumb enough to think civilization is a good idea When the Bonobos learn to read and write they will eventually discover human literature about chastity and will have a societal orgy just to mock us and our ignorance.
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Release these things on iraq They already got spider issues 
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Michaellaneous posted:I am almost 100% certain that octopodes are smarter than cats. This is true, I just wish I was set up to have them as pets. Though I'll be on the lookout for jumping spiders who need a loving and intellectually stimulating home.
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Michaellaneous posted:I am almost 100% certain that octopodes are smarter than cats. as certain as i am that cats are dumb as hell, even the smartest octopuses are not really anywhere near that smart, in spite of them almost certainly being the smartest invertebrates. their central nervous system is built in a way that allows for complex responses to change in their environment but not to real directed reasoning. they are still awesome as hell though
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odonata are the best, this guy followed my kayak for the better part of a day
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bonestructure posted:odonata are the best, this guy followed my kayak for the better part of a day How'd the training with Yoda go?
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OMFG FURRY posted:none because only humans are dumb enough to think civilization is a good idea yeah, we sure do suck for having indoor plumbing and collective knowledge
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Tricky D posted:yeah, we sure do suck for having indoor plumbing and collective knowledge i'd rather poop in the woods then take a swim in a non-polluted lake, and make use of oral tradition for my bard songs, than partake in that biosphere's skin disease called civilization
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butplug accident posted:i'd rather poop in the woods then take a swim in a non-polluted lake, and make use of oral tradition for my bard songs, than partake in that biosphere's skin disease called civilization i'm quoting this post made on the internet
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Tricky D posted:i'm quoting this post made on the internet i would love to live in a pristine food-filled forest in a society without modern technology where i could work 6 hours a day to cultivate food from the earth. but thanks to civilization these places will soon no longer exist except as an enclosure you have to pay rent to be a part of
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butplug accident posted:i would love to live in a pristine food-filled forest in a society without modern technology where i could work 6 hours a day to cultivate food from the earth. but thanks to civilization these places will soon no longer exist except as an enclosure you have to pay rent to be a part of You died of dysentery.
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You somehow didn't die in a car accident on the way to work, but you died sitting a cubicle languishing in servile labor to the Jews.
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IT IS NOT, SO CUTE WHEN IT IS, YOU, THAT IT IS YOU THAT IS TEH LITTLE AMINAL THAT IT IS THAT THEY ARE EATENG OK??
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In Zero We Trust posted:they mate by being eaten and exploding acidic sperm all over the much larger female 
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I'm not sure what I expected when I clicked on this thread, but I know I'm not going to be sleeping tonight.... I wish I'd been goatse'd instead.
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I see this irl all the time. When you squish them the babies all cheese it in different directions its super hosed up.
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Iamblikhos posted:They already got spider issues  katlington posted:I see this irl all the time. When you squish them the babies all cheese it in different directions its super hosed up.
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Neptr posted:You died of dysentery. life was so much richer back when we had no knowledge of medicine whatsoever
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The larger jumping spiders ARE not cute, the tiny ones are adorable. Seriously the larger ones are loving gross.
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OMFG FURRY posted:i like the videos of the weird drum dance some spiders do for courtship https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6Pu-4qzMkk
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OMFG FURRY posted:i like the videos of the weird drum dance some spiders do for courtship https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6Ow5X3YY-E OMFG FURRY fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Jun 22, 2014 |
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id consider myself a pretty big dude (drink many types of beer, go to the range etc) but spiders scare the mothershitting gently caress out me basically kill it with fire haha 
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vaguely posted:look at its beady little eyes, what a cutie It's a fishing lure; those eyes probably are actual beads.
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jumping spiders are the gateway spiders eventually you realize all life is beautiful expect botfly larva
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Sir Nose posted:It's a fishing lure; those eyes probably are actual beads. let's look at a real camel spider (which, despite its name, is not actually a spider)  still a qtp2t
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