I can finally ejaculate now that the forums are back.

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BASF: Jun 16, 2011; by Ralp

Anyone else have this problem? I've been masturbating a lot since the forums went down and I just could not ejaculate no matter how hard I tried. I reload them today and I instantly cream my pants without even trying.