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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
When I turn 35 can I be president please?

Flat tax cuts for anyone that adopts a cat.

Heavy tax burden on dog owners.

poo poo out a kid, pay more taxes.

No kids? Dont pay taxes for schools.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Woah, I didn't know Herman Cain was a goon.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

Nope. The White House employs a Chef and a full kitchen crew, so there are plenty of people to make sandwiches at the whim of the first family.

they gotta pay for it though, so that probably limits the number of whim sandwiches

the white house chef probably makes a bitchin muffuletta

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Its dangerous to vote alone.

Take this.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

comes along bort posted:

that would require anyone besides the blaze subscribers knowing who she is

she'll prolly win this time and then WHO KNOWS??


psyopmonkey posted:

Its dangerous to vote alone.

Take this.



you suck

harper is bisexual
Jan 10, 2014

comes along bort posted:

they gotta pay for it though, so that probably limits the number of whim sandwiches
they have to pay for it? didn't they see moneyball? never make the team put change in the coke machine

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Drink Cheerwine posted:

she'll prolly win this time and then WHO KNOWS??

they'll definitely hype the poo poo out of her that's for sure


harper is bisexual posted:

they have to pay for it? didn't they see moneyball? never make the team put change in the coke machine

yeah the president has to pay for everything but state dinners

harper is bisexual
Jan 10, 2014
i'm praying for some poland-style catastrophe that shakes up the faces in the mix for 2016. spice it up a little.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
what do you think Obama's stress sandwich is? i'm guessing he goes for a classic club.

i'd go reuben or maybe just the corned beef on rye, but that's just me.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
The POTUS eats Gyros when hes stressed.

Garlicy zsadtiki on the side.

Fried pickles because for you white man.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
i'd say hawaiian barbeque, but nobody actually likes eating that poo poo

harper is bisexual
Jan 10, 2014

Joementum posted:

what do you think Obama's stress sandwich is?
hot dog

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
1 term of Hillary will open the doors to the Barr-Sheehan ticket and FULL COMMUNISM.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

it'd be a chicago dog though and those are really great.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Someone post hillmoon.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

what do you think Obama's stress sandwich is? i'm guessing he goes for a classic club.

i'd go reuben or maybe just the corned beef on rye, but that's just me.

probably open-faced turkey or something considering how spartan his diet is otherwise

i'd go for a soft shell crab sandwich if they weren't seasonal

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

SHISHKABOB posted:

Someone post hillmoon.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Hail Hillmoon

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Haahahahaha gently caress yeah

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

My tide just went out... :swoon:

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Obamas starting hungrily at a sandwhich.. dang.. only four dollars.. lol.. wish I was president

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
"BITCH, DAT SOME MOTHA FUCKEN OKRA? Hook me up most ricky tick."

:patriot:

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

psyopmonkey posted:

When I turn 35 can I be president please?

Flat tax cuts for anyone that adopts a cat.

Heavy tax burden on dog owners.

poo poo out a kid, pay more taxes.

No kids? Dont pay taxes for schools.

my toxoplasmosis likes the cut of your jib

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Im Senator Psyopmonkey, and I approve of this message.
:patriot: :toxogond:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


loving gross, hes mad with power

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006




abrotion is now illegal

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

psyopmonkey posted:



Im Senator Psyopmonkey, and I approve of this message.
:patriot: :toxogond:

this cat would brook no nonsense. i would vote for this cat.

question: how will you cut through the gridlock in congress?

porkchop_express fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Jun 28, 2014

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
4 year senatorial and congressional terms.

If youve already done 4.

:getout:

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Drink Cheerwine posted:

i don't care about electability, after 16 years of bush/obama we're hosed. i just wanna laugh at all the progressives saying really racist poo poo about her

Haha, nice bro! Yeah!

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treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Joementum posted:

what do you think Obama's stress sandwich is? i'm guessing he goes for a classic club.

i'd go reuben or maybe just the corned beef on rye, but that's just me.

Avocado, tomato and a little cheese

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