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jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax


steel reserve 211 24/7

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jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Clochette posted:

I get drunk from a single bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade, is that unusual? I do weigh like 100 pounds though.

that is pussy as gently caress. even if u are an actual woman it's pathetic

Pierat
Mar 29, 2008
ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE BNP
drinking crfat beer with my pals is a good way to relax and unwind after a hard day. or any day LOL.

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Clochette posted:

I get drunk from a single bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade, is that unusual? I do weigh like 100 pounds though.

I remember when I was a 17 year old girl too

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
mike's hard lemonade sounds like a euphemism for cum

Roki B
Jul 25, 2004


Medical Industrial Complex


Biscuit Hider

Orkin Mang posted:

mike's hard lemonade sounds like a euphemism for cum


euphimism for piss you loving uncreative shitstain

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

roboshit posted:

I remember when I was a 17 year old girl too

I don't get hangovers, jelly? :smug:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Clochette posted:

I don't get hangovers, jelly? :smug:

Yo didn't drank enough, lightweight.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Roki B posted:

euphimism for piss you loving uncreative shitstain

piss then. i dont want any trouble.

stfu salad
Feb 28, 2005

"I created the universe, the automobile, and even your father's narrow urethra!"

Orkin Mang posted:

piss then. i dont want any trouble.

too late yuo got it chumming to you

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Clochette posted:

I don't get hangovers, jelly? :smug:

i haven't had a hangover in like a year

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Orkin Mang posted:

mike's hard lemonade sounds like a euphemism for cum

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

all i ever do anymore is get poo poo faced on beer.

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

roboshit posted:

i haven't had a hangover in like a year

you start drinking as soon as you wake up don't you? it's okay, admit it

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

GelatinSkeleton posted:

you start drinking as soon as you wake up don't you? it's okay, admit it

who doesn't?!

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roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

GelatinSkeleton posted:

you start drinking as soon as you wake up don't you? it's okay, admit it

nah if its my day off i start drinking at noon

Artificial Idiocy
Jul 11, 2008

Wendigee posted:

english strongbow


Horrible swill.

Aspall dry if you have to go mass market, but there are so many superior ciders out there. Sandford orchards devon red for one, although I do realize living in the US your options may be limited.

patrain
May 20, 2014

Artificial Idiocy posted:

although I do realize living in the US your options may be limited.

This is true. I do need to try more, Bulmers was just the first and only so far I have tried outside of the US and I thought it was a good departure from the current cider selections in the market here. Are those available in the states?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Drinking beer regularly is pretty gross.

Artificial Idiocy
Jul 11, 2008

patrain posted:

This is true. I do need to try more, Bulmers was just the first and only so far I have tried outside of the US and I thought it was a good departure from the current cider selections in the market here. Are those available in the states?

I don't know what the availability is like in the states, but I did a bit of reading and it seems it's a rapidly growing market so the options should be opening up. I just found a brand called Reverend Nat's from Portland which I think would be the first I'd try if I were to look for something there.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i was pretty drunk on beers last night was p. good

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Seriously bros, the carbs.

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?

redshirt posted:

Seriously bros, the carbs.

It's ok if you aren't fat and actually exercise some of the time tho. Not cider though, unless you are a woman or hairless japanese manboy

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I too am a fat smelly alcoholic. I drink naked in my tub so I can just piss/poo poo whenever.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

jarvis cocker posted:

steel reserve 211 24/7

Word.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Momplestiltskin posted:

It's ok if you aren't fat and actually exercise some of the time tho. Not cider though, unless you are a woman or hairless japanese manboy

Sure its ok once in a while.

Not every night is my point.

Festus The Fetus
Mar 8, 2010

Corey Plumper posted:

I thought my quest for the perfect beer was over when I tried mickeys, a malt liqour that tastes like high life, but they hosed it up because its only like 5.5% abv. They are obviously aware of this mistake because the abv isn't anywhere on the can

Mickey's has (at least) two different products your thinking of Mickey's ice which isn't malt liquor. Mickey's malt liquor is like 7%.

My favorite normal percentage beer is mac and jacs African amber. You guys should try it, it's awesome. Good high percentage beer is chimay blue label, pumking is awesome too maybe the only great flavored beer its like 14%.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
polish beer is p nice; especially for how cheap it is

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




gay meth jihad

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?

redshirt posted:

Sure its ok once in a while.

Not every night is my point.

Oh yeah for sure, that's what weed is for

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Festus The Fetus posted:

Mickey's has (at least) two different products your thinking of Mickey's ice which isn't malt liquor. Mickey's malt liquor is like 7%.

My favorite normal percentage beer is mac and jacs African amber. You guys should try it, it's awesome. Good high percentage beer is chimay blue label, pumking is awesome too maybe the only great flavored beer its like 14%.

The one I bought was in a green can and said malt liquor on it

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Momplestiltskin posted:

Oh yeah for sure, that's what weed vodka is for

Festus The Fetus
Mar 8, 2010

Corey Plumper posted:

The one I bought was in a green can and said malt liquor on it

it might be a regional thing than because I just got some the other weekend (im from Washington state).

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

steel reserve, for when you are low on cash and still want to leave the pain of your reality

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wtsnaename
Dec 20, 2005

And their legs get
stuck in my teeth!

Dude knows what's up.

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