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I got a phone call about half hour ago from a number my phone doesnt recognise and they have not realised for nearly 45 minutes. it sounds like its in a bag away from the conversation but so far I have heard" "whats his dick like?" "and yeah the next day he was dead" "its a muscle relaxant" "so wendy I...." "HEY BARRY" and some various legal terminology, maybe my phone is on charge, my headphones on, I am here for the long haul.
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Jun 27, 2014 11:15
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35 minutes or 45 minutes get your poo poo consistent oval office.
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Jun 27, 2014 11:19
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What legal terms did you hear?
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Jun 27, 2014 11:22
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its now 50min. they are closer to the phone but there its still impossible to understand. so its not an iphone 5 with that fancy skype quality chat.
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Jun 27, 2014 11:22
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What's it like living the A-list life there OP?
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Jun 27, 2014 11:23
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scream into the phone and see if they hear yiou. do this whether or not you are alone
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Jun 27, 2014 11:24
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You should stream it to the world
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Jun 27, 2014 11:26
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tentative8e8op posted:What legal terms did you hear? just like people talking about cases and poo poo. but nothing specific. a man is dead for christ sake and they just act like its nothing.
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Jun 27, 2014 11:27
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holy poo poo i punched the number into facebook search and is my ex-bosses wife.
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Jun 27, 2014 11:31
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Laserface posted:holy poo poo i punched the number into facebook search and is my ex-bosses wife. revenge time
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Jun 27, 2014 11:37
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But what is his dick like? You can't just throw that in there and not tell us OP.
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Jun 27, 2014 11:40
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:But what is his dick like? You can't just throw that in there and not tell us OP. brown, if the rest of him is anything to go by.
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Jun 27, 2014 11:41
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call your boss and tell him he just got cucked
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Jun 27, 2014 11:44
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if you give me the phone number i will confirm this fabulous story is true...
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Jun 27, 2014 11:47
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start having one-sided phone sex
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Jun 27, 2014 11:47
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i mean your thread sounds kind of like the bullshit someone would post to be internet famous so I just want to collaborate your story
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Jun 27, 2014 11:50
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yeah this is awesome I have no idea how shes gonna explain a 1+ hour phone conversation w/ an ex-staff member late on a friday to her husband.
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Jun 27, 2014 11:51
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Laserface posted:yeah this is awesome I have no idea how shes gonna explain a 1+ hour phone conversation w/ an ex-staff member late on a friday to her husband. wait until you hear her get home and then text her dick pics with a message about how you had a great time
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Jun 27, 2014 11:55
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Nobody is named "Wendy" or "Barry" except in lovely sit-coms from 2 decades ago. I deem this story: Bullshit.
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Jun 27, 2014 11:56
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The Alchemist posted:Nobody is named "Wendy" or "Barry" except in lovely sit-coms from 2 decades ago. I deem this story: Bullshit. Or  where I currently am but you know.
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Jun 27, 2014 11:59
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Laserface posted:Or look post that number so we can go down under or close this goddamn thread i wanna harass an ugly woman with an accent
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Jun 27, 2014 12:02
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The Alchemist posted:Nobody is named "Wendy" or "Barry" except in lovely sit-coms from 2 decades ago. I deem this story: Bullshit.
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Jun 27, 2014 12:10
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MOOBS! posted:look post that number so we can go down under or close this goddamn thread shes british and maybe a 7 adjusting for age.
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Jun 27, 2014 12:14
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Why aren't you recording the call OP?
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Jun 27, 2014 13:22
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Laserface posted:shes british and maybe a 7 adjusting for age. you should probably hang up then, it's not good to get involved with 7-year-olds
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Jun 27, 2014 13:44
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What's a "7 adjusting for age?" Is it like she'd have been a 7 in her younger days? Or she would have been higher than a 7 but now she's old so she's a 7?
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