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Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
You pathetic goons have to sleep in diapers because you don't want to wash sheets. Get a life.

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bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

Gross

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
ground floor

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

posting from the green goldmine

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

what you need to do is stick your dick between the mattress and box spring before you let go

e: ladies have to manually lift the mattress. sorry

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
is OP referencing another thread somewhere that will undoubtedly be more interesting than this one?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I neither wear diapers nor piss in my bed, it's pretty great.

Although one time a crazy chick did piss in my bed after passing out drunk.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUt6dIGdGLg

Legendary Pubes
Dec 25, 2006
self denial ITT

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
I smell a pants shittin thread a comin

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Diapers? gently caress that. I'll piss whenever and wherever I do or do not want to.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
I've actually been wanting to make a bed wetting thread for a while.

I will admit that I wet the bed into adulthood. Not like, regularly, but until I was around 20 or so, I would occasionally do so, usually while sick or stressed. I almost always woke up with just the first release of urine, but I think there was one or two times I just released and woke up in it.

More than the actual urination, there was a lot of stress around it, sometimes when I was sleeping over somewhere I would get a nervous bladder and get up to pee several times throughout the night because I was so worried about wetting the bed.

I don't think it is anything to be ashamed of. People get diarrhea. People vomit. People urinate involuntarily. Its just a medical issue. And a more normal one than a lot of people will admit.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
i just pissed on my bed. just stood next to it and pissed. good times.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Urine the leper colony, OP.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

My neighbors are having a party and I'm here peeing my bed, who's having more fun now idiots

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
I've done it 3 times, but only while extremely drunk.

It really sucked because I had my phone in my pocket once

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i went to bed shitfaced once and woke up bc i was peeing straight into the air and on myself

Crass Casualty
May 9, 2004
The artist formerly known as Iron Stalin
Isn't wetting the bed until you're an adult the sign that you're a serial killer.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
agreed op

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Crass Casualty posted:

Isn't wetting the bed until you're an adult the sign that you're a serial killer.

As long as you aren't torturing small animals.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

pro mode bed wetting: piss into your mouth. nary a drop outside. then throw up on your bed.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Sarah Silverman does it, why can't I

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

god tier piss strategy: piss straight up then catch every drop back in 2 ur urethra.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


i havent pissed the bed since i stopped drinking

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Big Beef City posted:

Diapers? gently caress that. I'll piss whenever and wherever I do or do not want to.

You'll get a nasty rash. Why do you think nappy rash exists?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Don Tacorleone posted:

Sarah Silverman does it, why can't I

jealous of fimmy fallon

Pirateparty
Apr 12, 2007

Scurvy
save a sheet, piss on my face

naem
May 29, 2011

There was a thread where a goon who lived in an old house described lying down face first naked to pee through a floorboard hole into the unfinished basement, complete with ma paint drawings

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

naem posted:

There was a thread where a goon who lived in an old house described lying down face first naked to pee through a floorboard hole into the unfinished basement, complete with ma paint drawings

Living the life

Pirateparty
Apr 12, 2007

Scurvy
i was in the basement

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
what about making GBS threads the bed?

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


naem posted:

There was a thread where a goon who lived in an old house described lying down face first naked to pee through a floorboard hole into the unfinished basement, complete with ma paint drawings

I wonder if that's the same guy who's posting in e/n right now about how he is going to lose his virginity to an escort after his frenulum operation that he needs because he used to hump the floor as a child.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwVHJkS7cbA

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
its interesting that already several goons have shared their adult bedwetting stories and its only page 1

Dead.juice
Dec 14, 2011

Sexier than assless chaps

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

its interesting that already several goons have shared their adult bedwetting stories and its only page 1

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Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

its interesting that already several goons have shared their adult bedwetting stories and its only page 1

irony died in the 80s, all we have left is the wrong sort of sincerity and people going Durrrr

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