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However, it's probably not going to kill him. Presumably he got throat cancer due to smoking too many unfiltered $100 bills. Under Jamie Dimon, quote:The bank has worked to mend its frayed relationships with regulators — a painful reconciliation that cost the bank roughly $20 billion. In November, JPMorgan reached a record $13 billion settlement with a range of government authorities over its sale of questionable mortgage-backed securities in the lead-up to the financial crisis. The bank also reached a $2 billion settlement of accusations that JPMorgan failed to sound alarms about the fraud surrounding Bernard L. Madoff’s Ponzi scheme. Presumably JPMorgan settled these claims because they knew that seeing them through a full lawsuit risked a judge imposing even more expensive fines. I posted so that those of you who feel strongly about the fabulously wealthy leaders of enormous "too big to fail" banks can enjoy a few moments of schadenfreude.
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the rich are going to live forever
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Jul 2, 2014 00:50
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Yeah man gently caress the world burn it all gently caress this poo poo
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Jul 2, 2014 00:50
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I hope everyone with more money than me dies a horrible death. edit: also people with less money but only if they work for a bank, the NSA, or in any industry whose name I can prefix with the word "big".
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I'm glad of it
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Jul 2, 2014 00:53
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naem posted:I'm glad of it
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Jul 2, 2014 00:54
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he deserves to die op, much like all 1%ers, multinational corporate officers, politicians, and captured government regulators.
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Putty posted:the rich are going to live forever If you want a picture of the future, imagine a depopulated earth reclaimed by nature except for a few dozen immortal rich men and each one is sitting atop their own mountain size pile of gold like a dragon
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dipex posted:I hope everyone with more money than me dies a horrible death. This guy's crime is not so much "being super rich" as it is being the leader of one of, if not the, largest of the banks that totally hosed the US (and by extension the world) economy in 2008. If you subscribe to the notion that the chairman and CEO of a company is responsible for what their company does, then issuing countless billions of dollars of shady mortgage-backed securities is on him. Many of the millions of Americans who lost their jobs, their houses, their livelihoods, and their futures in the past five years can look to Jamie Dimon as one of the architects of their misery. And anyway he's not gonna die a horrible death because his cancer was caught early and is curable.
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Putty posted:the rich are going to live forever If the good die young, what does that mean about bastards?
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Jul 2, 2014 00:55
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sincerely hoping Brian L. Roberts and Tom Wheeler contract terminal diseases and die in excruciating pain
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Jul 2, 2014 00:56
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brb going to get a robot throat  etc. -jpmorgan guy
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unlike the millions of people he has ground into the dust he will receive the best healthcare and comforts the world has to offer, he will die comfortable and with the certainty that he lived as long as he possibly could. theres no schadenfreude to be had here op
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Jul 2, 2014 00:57
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go cancer go!
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babypolis posted:unlike the millions of people he has ground into the dust he will receive the best healthcare and comforts the world has to offer, he will die comfortable and with the certainty that he lived as long as he possibly could. theres no schadenfreude to be had here op well at least his chemo treatments will mildly inconvenience him? Also maybe he'll have like a sore throat
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Jul 2, 2014 00:58
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I'm glad this man is not dying because I'm not a heartless dick and maybe he will donate money to cancer research and turn a new leaf trying to live an enlightened life of helping others! also im gay
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Jul 2, 2014 00:59
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I also am poor and indignant and will gripe on the internet but do no more
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Jul 2, 2014 00:59
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big duck equals goose posted:I'm glad this man is not dying because I'm not a heartless dick and maybe he will donate money to cancer research and turn a new leaf trying to live an enlightened life of helping others! he won't and he deserves to die for his crimes against the American people 
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VikingSkull posted:I also am poor and indignant and will gripe on the internet but do no more Well I bought a foreclosed house, thus helping to recover house prices and restore uh, something, or maybe I made it worse because I helped a bank sell a house they foreclosed from some poor bastard? Look I don't know I just think this guy sucks
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finally some good news
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