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Jan 25, 2011

tired of making lovely posts? do you want to be revered for the good poster you are but can't think of anything funny to say other than ironic racist sentiments or "AIDS?"
hone your posting craft here in this thread. make mistakes and learn what is funny and what is not. with practice, you too can become a forums superstar.

you See, the key is that ironic racist sentiments or the mental picture of thousands dying of a disease that magic johnson has already found the cure for can be funny, but you have to approach it from the right direction and not play it straight and give yourself away as a middle-class liberal or an inbred conservative hilbilly cucked by obama. quality over quantity, my gbs friends.


namaste, and happy posting. with time, even declaring yourself a homosexual will elicit raucous laughter from your internet peers instead of getting yourself thrown out on the street by your mother and forced to survive through gaining favors from back-alley sex.

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Jan 25, 2011

i don't post well and don't want to post well so i will refrain from trying. i hope you will utilize this safe space for the good of these dying forums.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

we all can't have sweet avatars like you

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Op has aids

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Jan 25, 2011

GET MY BELT SON posted:

we all can't have sweet avatars like you

if you post well enough, people will buy avatars for you!


i paid for my avatar.

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!
gas thread ban op

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


I just took a poo poo and I have one word to describe it: vicious.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
*shits repeatedly*

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
*flexes posting muscles*

heh work hard and some day ull have posts like these *rips off shirt to reveal massive pecs with "EMPTY QUOTE" tatted on them*

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Rapman the Cook posted:

*shits repeatedly*

But were they vicious?

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Fartington Butts posted:

But were they vicious?

they were petulant

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
I wish there was a reset button for this thread

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
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is it working?

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Jan 25, 2011

plain blue jacket posted:

I wish there was a reset button for this thread

there you go, pal
with practice, you too will make Funny Posts.



i am an inner-city white schoolteacher and you all are my gang of blacks. my homies, if you will.
Lowtax, i just don't know how to reach them. They keep saying I have AIDS.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I already post really cool awesome stuff.

Im just gonna use this thread to post random facts.

A group of Owls is known as a Parliament.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

ive been posting here for years and still suck. i dont think theres hope for me goons

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
And how about airline food? What's up with that?

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
I'm pretty sure I lurked enough, but sometimes I worry I should've lurked more

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
mi gay

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
fn

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

reignonyourparade posted:

I'm pretty sure I lurked enough, but sometimes I worry I should've lurked more

i think you should Just Post

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
fnah..fnuaah fuh

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porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
cuck this slam whale

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