It was purple, throbbing and made me gag. What was your first experience of

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > It was purple, throbbing and made me gag. What was your first experience of

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
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VARICOSE VEINS?

My nanna was very nice about clearing the sick off her skirt

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SirEvelynTremble posted:

VARICOSE VEINS?

My nanna was very nice about clearing the sick off her skirt

what sort of whore nana wears a skirt and not a dress

# ? Jul 3, 2014 10:17

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
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There's a lovely end to the story though ...

My nanna had the varicose veins removed for her 80th birthday and they were kept on the mantlepiece after - all blue and beef-jerky-like.

Then when nanna died grampaw hanged himself with them

# ? Jul 3, 2014 11:20

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