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Temporary roadside stand that sell the same poo poo you get inside Walmart for double the price. Sometimes they're in the Walmart parking lot.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 23:50 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:02 |
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lots of cool poo poo is legal in my state i've got a switchblade and brass knuckles in my pocket right now because i can and i am mentally 12 years old
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 00:24 |
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There are lots of police cars wanting to stop people coming from Wisconsin in the summer, trying to smuggle in their dirty dirty pyrotechnics. Why can't people just be happy with an unlit sparkler and a black snake?
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 00:54 |
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Special Feature: Celebrating Independence Like a Bad Motherfucker quote:Celebrating America's independence is getting harder and harder to do. Each year, states make so many more fireworks illegal, that you're now more likely to die in a fight with a wild bear than by accidental explosion. As a fan of explosions and a representative for public wild bear relations, I'm against that. Imagine our world without explosives. Would Bruce Willis have been able to keep our terrorist-occupied office buildings safe without explosives? I'm sure I'm with the experts when I say "certainly not" while dramatically and miraculously rising out of my wheelchair. And name one thing you can do with a toad's rear end in a top hat when it isn't stuffed full of a quarter stick of dynamite. Besides donating it to a gay orphanage.
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 01:04 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq3AKAP-bbI
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# ? Nov 29, 2014 01:12 |