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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Hey dudes, its the weez. I don't much like asking for help but some of your goon brothers got a serious hate-on for yours truly. A little bit of experimental comedy is getting held against me in a big way and I need a crew of fans to stand together against the hatedom. This isn't about me its about all of us, if the weez can get walked, it can happen to any of you and thats not what GBS is about. I'll let my main man Tupac break it down for you

[2Pac:]
It's just me against the world
[Girl:]
Oooohhh, oooohhh
[2Pac:]
Nuttin to lose...
It's just me against the world baby
[Girl:]
Oahhhh, oahhhahh
[2Pac:]
I got nuttin to lose
It's just me against the world
[Girl:]
Oh-hahhh
[2Pac:]
Stuck in the game
Me against the world baby

[Verse 1: 2Pac]
Can you picture my prophecy?
Stress in the city, the cops is hot for me
The projects is full of bullets, the bodies is droppin
There ain't no stoppin me
Constantly movin while makin millions
Witnessin killings, leavin dead bodies in abandoned buildings
Can't raise the children cause they're illin
Addicted to killin and the appeal from the cap peelin
Without feelin, but will they last or be blasted?
Hard headed bastard
Maybe he'll listen in his casket - the aftermath
More bodies being buried - I'm losing my homies in a hurry
They're relocating to the cemetary
Got me worried, stressin, my vision's blurried
The question is will I live? No one in the world loves me
I'm headed for danger, don't trust strangers
Put one in the chamber whenever I'm feelin this anger
Don't wanna make excuses, cause this is how it is
What's the use unless we're shootin no one notices the youth
It's just me against the world baby

[Girl:]
Me against the world
[2Pac:]
It's just me against the world
[Girl:]
Ooooh yeah, ooo-hooo
[2Pac:]
It's just me against the world
[Girl:]
Me against the world
[2Pac:]
Cause it's just me against the world baby
[Girl:]
Hey!
[2Pac:]
Me against the world
[Girl:]
Ooooh yeah
[2Pac:]
I got nuttin to lose
It's just me against the world baby
[Girl:]
I got nothing to lose

[Verse 2: Dramacydal]
Could somebody help me? I'm out here all by myself
See ladies in stores, Baby Capone's, livin wealthy
Pictures of my birth on this Earth is what I'm dreamin
Seein Daddy's semen, full of crooked demons, already crazy
And screamin I guess them nightmares as a child
Had me scared, but left me prepared for a while
Is there another route? For a crooked Outlaw
Veteran, a villian, a young thug, who one day shall fall

Everday there's mo' death, and plus I'm dough-less
I'm seein mo' reasons for me to proceed with thievin
Scheme on the scheming and leave they peeps grieving
Cause ain't no bucks to stack up, my nuts is backed up
I'm bout to act up, go load the Mac up, now watch me klacka
Tried makin fat cuts, but yo it ain't workin
And Evil's lurking, I can see him smirking
When I gets to pervin, so what?
Go put some work in, and make my mail, makin sales
Risking 25 with a 'L', but oh well

[Girl:]
Me against the world
[2Pac:]
With nuttin to lose
It's just me against the world
[Girl:]
Ooh yeah... oooh-ooooh
[2Pac:]
It's just me against the world baby
[Girl:]
Me against the world
[2Pac:]
I got nuttin to lose
It's just me against the world
[Girl:]
Oahhhohh
[2Pac:]
Ha ha
It's just me against the world baby
[Girl:]
Ha-ahh, HA-AHH!
[2Pac:]
With nuttin to lose
It's just me against the world baby
[Girl:]
Me against the world, hoahhh
[2Pac:]
Me against the world
I got nuttin to lose
It's just me against the world baby
[Girl:]
Ha-hahh (hehe) heyy!

[Verse 3: 2Pac]
With all this extra stressin
The question I wonder is after death, after my last breath
When will I finally get to rest? Through this supression
They punish the people that's askin questions
And those that possess, steal from the ones without possessions
The message I stress: to make it stop study your lessons
Don't settle for less - even a genius asks-es questions
Be grateful for blessings
Don't ever change, keep your essence
The power is in the people and politics we address
Always do your best, don't let the pressure make you panic
And when you get stranded
And things don't go the way you planned it
Dreamin of riches, in a position of makin a difference
Politicians and hypocrites, they don't wanna listen
If I'm insane, it's the fame made a brother change
It wasn't nuttin like the game
It's just me against the world

[Girl:]
Me against the world
[2Pac:]
Nuttin to lose
It's just me against the world baby
[Girl:]
Me against the world
[2Pac:]
Got me stuck in the game
It's just me against the world
[Girl:]
Oahahhhh
[2Pac:]
I'd be ashamed to lose
It's just me against the world baby
[Girl:]
Me against the world

[Outro: 2Pac]
Heh, hahahahahahah
That's right
I know it seem hard sometimes but uhh
Remember one thing
Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that
So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out
Keep your head up, and handle it

[Girl:]
Me against the world [x3]

Without your support, theres not going to be a bright day. Hold your heads up and remember that it could just as easily be you on notice. Tia

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

THS posted:

im gay

THS do you sometimes think that there is a sexuality beyond what we already know, like the colors we cannot see

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

putty i have previously put serious thought into what you just hypothesized and what i found is not what i expected. i implore you: do not go down this path. there are some things the human mind cannot comprehend because it should not comprehend. i am now an alcoholic now and every day i try to stay one step ahead of the abyss, but it is catching up, i can see it when i look back over my shoulder, every day darker.. slowly but surely...

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
sweet baby jesus

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i stand with u weaz, aint nobody should be getting so upset over a poster doing a little experimental GBS comedy, especially with the reply button instead of the post button, on the cusp of a summertime holiday weekend. im a comedian too and i also use this place to test a lot of material and concepts here



:chillout: :protarget: :tipshat:

<3

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!
if someone spent rl money to change your av to a low effort stupid newbie av, jokes on them

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Wayside Bazaar posted:

i stand with u weaz, aint nobody should be getting so upset over a poster doing a little experimental GBS comedy, especially with the reply button instead of the post button, on the cusp of a summertime holiday weekend. im a comedian too and i also use this place to test a lot of material and concepts here



:chillout: :protarget: :tipshat:

<3

Thanks man I appreciate the help. Where do you perform? I'd love to check out your act sometime

Drad_Bert fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Jul 4, 2014

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
the weasel

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Drad_Bert posted:

Thanks man I appreciate the help. Where do you perform? I'd love to check out your act sometime

Cambridge, Massachusetts mostly

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Wayside Bazaar posted:

Cambridge, Massachusetts mostly

Nice! I'll have to check that out

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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
I like biodome and I cannot lie
you other encinos can't deny
that when pauly walks in with a gbs thread
and talks about getting head
you're on notice

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