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Machai
Feb 21, 2013


this is only a half-genie hth. her one power is to change how dark/light her skin is between games

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Ass-Haggis
May 27, 2011

asproigerosis confirmed
Jambi was my favorite childhood figure, aside from Flabber. But he's like a ghost genie Elvis so that's hard to top in most respects imho.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Raip posted:

this is only a half-genie hth. her one power is to change how dark/light her skin is between games

Sweet getting all the genie facts squared away itt

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

No pics of Shaq yet, for shame

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

Don Tacorleone posted:

No pics of Shaq yet, for shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GfdemcL35A

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

LifeSizePotato posted:

all three of my wishes are that this thread gets gassed

red state bait
Dec 9, 2006

Posts: 26,721
Rank: Ultra Patriot

Sex Robot posted:

He's not a Genie, he's a shaman you retard.

thats a dude???????

Rohypnol Blitz
May 12, 2014

red state bait posted:

thats a dude???????

She has fantastic chest hair. Colour me jealous.

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
I thought we didn't like India.

www
Aug 4, 2010

i wish i had a gf

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Wish 1: Sex with hot celebrity
Wish 2: A billion dollars
Wish 3. An XboxOne

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

a billion dollars can buy many xboxones

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

LifeSizePotato posted:

a billion dollars can buy many xboxones

They're MY wishes, pal.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

you were supposed to say "explain how!"

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
So I did a GIMG search for "Sexy Genie" and got pretty much what you'd expect but then this came up:

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Wanna establish my caliphate between those tits

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Amarcarts posted:

So I did a GIMG search for "Sexy Genie" and got pretty much what you'd expect but then this came up:


might not be a good outfit for a navy seal team 6 hosted costume party

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

LifeSizePotato posted:

you were supposed to say "explain how!"

Oh ok. And then you say "Money can be exchanged for goods and services".


Then I say "We bury the treasure".

www
Aug 4, 2010

i can confirm i still dont have a gf, genies are bullshit gently caress this thread and gently caress you op

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

www posted:

i can confirm i still dont have a gf, genies are bullshit gently caress this thread and gently caress you op

If you knew a Genie (or "Djinni") you could wish for a girlfriend, and also to be straight

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
weird science genie best genie

feller
Jul 5, 2006


redshirt posted:

A wizard controls a genie and NOT the other way around!

ya ok iiot

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE

nimh posted:

Nothing like an eager Jeannie




Holy poo poo I JUST got it.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
it's spelled jinn, or الجن‎ op better luck next time

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
no

2DCAT posted:

It is if it smells so bad that the meeting needs to stop for 15 minutes and moved to a different room while the potus excuses himself and comes in with different pants

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Magic lamps are bullshit.

Happens all the time. Idiot finds a magic lamp. Idiot makes a bunch of wishes. Idiot gives a powerful spirit permission to change reality. Reality and idiot both end up hosed.

Then people like me have to go and clean up the mess.

Being a wizard is hard work.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
wizards are not real

- Sim Sim Salabim

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ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

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