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Wolfman Nards
Apr 5, 2011

ut it's a dessert food truck that sells ice cream?

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JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

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no idea, op. sorry

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
is there an episode of portlandia where they literally kill themselves on camera because that's pretty much the only way i'd ever watch another portlandia short

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


probably, foodtrucks are appropriate to make fun of for that show

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
people move to portland because of portlandia

loving think about how hilariously sad that is

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


hipsters are indeed quite funny things

Wolfman Nards
Apr 5, 2011

Lol let's ironically move to Portland Oregon

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I live and was born in Portland.

Don't move here. Please don't move here. Go to Seattle or San Francisco because they are WAY larger and more interesting.

All that's left in Portland are neo hippies and homeless Californian transplants.

Not Nipsy Russell
Oct 6, 2004

Failure is always an option.
Not sure. But there is an episode of Portlandia where they set up a joke, deliver the punchline, and then just run it into the ground and beyond.

"Is this your bike?"
"How about this one?"
"This one?"
"Is this your bike?"
"Is it this one?"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Inzombiac posted:

I live and was born in Portland.

Don't move here. Please don't move here. Go to Seattle or San Francisco because they are WAY larger and more interesting.

All that's left in Portland are neo hippies and homeless Californian transplants.

but but Portland has more strip clubs than SF

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
hey man hipsters gotta make a livin once mommy and daddy decide they've funded enough of their rich white kids pretending to be poor bohemians fantasy

BubbleGoose
Oct 15, 2007

There are so many amendments in the constitution of the United States of America--I can only choose one!

Not Nipsy Russell posted:

Not sure. But there is an episode of Portlandia where they set up a joke, deliver the punchline, and then just run it into the ground and beyond.

"Is this your bike?"
"How about this one?"
"This one?"
"Is this your bike?"
"Is it this one?"

Oh great, now you're doing that joke? So over now. It's over, man.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The White Dragon posted:

hey man hipsters gotta make a livin once mommy and daddy decide they've had enough of their poo poo

I was pretty much surprised how SF has a dearth of strip clubs seeing the gender ratios and also piles of rich single nerds roaming around.

roomforthetuna
Mar 22, 2005

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

etalian posted:

I was pretty much surprised how SF has a dearth of strip clubs seeing the gender ratios and also piles of rich single nerds roaming around.
To live in San Francisco you have to be extremely into equality, on pain of shunning. So if you were to go to a strip club with naked ladies, you would have to also go to a strip club with naked gentlemen, and pretend to enjoy it just as much. Since nobody wants to do that, nobody can go to a strip club, therefore minimal market for strip clubs. San Francisco life explained.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

roomforthetuna posted:

To live in San Francisco you have to be extremely into equality, on pain of shunning. So if you were to go to a strip club with naked ladies, you would have to also go to a strip club with naked gentlemen, and pretend to enjoy it just as much. Since nobody wants to do that, nobody can go to a strip club, therefore minimal market for strip clubs. San Francisco life explained.
i read about a protest at the armory (BDSM porn company building) that was having a prison-themed gay mens party and a bunch of activists showed up and started attacking the security guards because the prison theme triggered them

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Yes, there is one where Jim Gaffigan starts up a food truck called "Stu's Stews" with his gay lover.

Falls kind of flat

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Inzombiac posted:

I live and was born in Portland.

Do move here. Please move here. Don't go to Seattle or San Francisco.
I agree.

Portland is awesome

It has all kind of hipster craft stuff like donuts, lots of good beers, food, moderate climate, you can bike everywhere on a fixie. Lot of coffee shops and local artists and it's a chill city

Everyone should move there. Rents are cheaper than SF and Seattle so you can be a poor starving hipster in portland and survive. Plus you can be an extra on Portlandia :)

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Portland is okay mainly for the Japanese and Chinese gardens and all the easily obtainable middle eastern street food


Lot of d-bags but that's what makes Portlandia so funny

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Xaris posted:

I agree.

Portland is awesome

It has all kind of hipster craft stuff like donuts, lots of good beers, food, moderate climate, you can bike everywhere on a fixie. Lot of coffee shops and local artists and it's a chill city

Everyone should move there. Rents are cheaper than SF and Seattle so you can be a poor starving hipster in portland and survive. Plus you can be an extra on Portlandia :)

it's a clever trap city similar to SF


on the bright side it a shoutout from John Oliver:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh9munYYoqQ

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Wolfman Nards posted:

ut it's a dessert food truck that sells ice cream?

I sure as poo poo hope so.

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp

roomforthetuna posted:

To live in San Francisco you have to be extremely into equality, on pain of shunning. So if you were to go to a strip club with naked ladies, you would have to also go to a strip club with naked gentlemen, and pretend to enjoy it just as much. Since nobody wants to do that, nobody can go to a strip club, therefore minimal market for strip clubs. San Francisco life explained.

this is not really true, first of all any man who lives in SF is half gay anyway, second nobody believes in equality except amongst their class peers, they believe people have to achieve a certain level of class which entails proper personal behaviors and tastes etc. and otherwise they are garbage (hence the shunning) who should be taken care of by government facilities in some way. going to strip clubs is simply low class and no man of privilege and decency goes near them.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Arian_Samurai posted:

Falls kind of flat

this is every portlandia - decent idea, terrible :regd08: execution

the root of the problem seems to be that they actually like hipsters so they don't want to actually hurt their feelings

Bananaquiter
Aug 20, 2008

Ron's not here.


I thought the appeal of food trucks was that it was supposed to be cheap, being made in a truck and all, but I paid $9 for a turkey burger there is no justice in the world.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

LifeSizePotato posted:

this is every portlandia - decent idea, terrible :regd08: execution

the root of the problem seems to be that they actually like hipsters so they don't want to actually hurt their feelings

yeah portlandia is very like 'well that coulda been funny but went on too long/had stupid gimmicky "all-eee--ooop" "bop!" sound effects and poo poo/didn't quite go far enough"

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
Portlandia is pretty alright, I like Wilford more or whatever the one where Elijah Wood smokes blunts with a dog

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Portland is full of crazy people but at least they're harmless. The crazy people in Victoria are kind of scary.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Bananaquiter posted:

I thought the appeal of food trucks was that it was supposed to be cheap, being made in a truck and all, but I paid $9 for a turkey burger there is no justice in the world.

Yeah this is every food truck. They're often more expensive than proper restaurants because *food truck*. Man food trucks are so authentic, so local, so authentically local and hip. You pay a huge premium for that hip authentic local truck food. I've yet to see a food truck that didn't have the exact same prices as a sit-down restaurant that usually tastes better and actually has a bathroom and place to sit.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
The point of the food truck was I could eat without having to sit down, or stop moving for longer than it took them to make me the food

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
i'm going to move to portland and offer heirloom cucking

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
While we're at it Sleater-Kinney sucks too.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I visited Portland in 2012. I liked the city so I moved here.

Portland is pretty nifty. Food trucks are the best place to eat downtown.

Portlandia is a dumb show thats rarely funny.

The end. :getout:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Xaris posted:

I agree.

Portland is awesome

It has all kind of hipster craft stuff like donuts, lots of good beers, food, moderate climate, you can bike everywhere on a fixie. Lot of coffee shops and local artists and it's a chill city

Everyone should move there. Rents are cheaper than SF and Seattle so you can be a poor starving hipster in portland and survive. Plus you can be an extra on Portlandia :)

Haha like I want to live with a bunch of loving wackos who managed to ban fluoride from the water supply because they think Doctor Strangelove was real

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Baronjutter posted:

Yeah this is every food truck. They're often more expensive than proper restaurants because *food truck*. Man food trucks are so authentic, so local, so authentically local and hip. You pay a huge premium for that hip authentic local truck food. I've yet to see a food truck that didn't have the exact same prices as a sit-down restaurant that usually tastes better and actually has a bathroom and place to sit.

yeah. When food trucks first started opening up in ~2006 around here, they were usually cheaper, better quality, and more portions than a lot of local low/mid-end restaurants. So they made a pretty big splash and got a lot of worth of mouth spreading. however, prices have gone up, quality and portions have gone drastically down on them and restaurants have upped their game so there's really no reason to do food trucks except for convenience (which may not be that convenient if you gotta check twitter or w/e to figure out where they are) or to be hip eating at some ~california asian mexican filipino vietnamese fusion cuisine poo poo~

And a lot of once(still?) popular food trucks have now opened brick & mortar stores. surprise, they're not doing too well.

At my old university, there was a hallah food cart that served chicken over rice for like $6.75/gyro for $5.50 and it was loving huge and delicious, way better than anything at a restaurant and would fill you up for the rest of the day. I'v heard that prices are now $8-9 with less quality and smaller portions

Xaris fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Jul 5, 2014

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naem
May 29, 2011

Portlandia was meant as a brief mockery of the hipster subculture and instead is its shining best example, which is to say its briefly cute and a little bland and will be easily forgotten

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