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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
BJ Penn stands motionless in a "just scrap" t-shirt. Taking him at his word, a crane lowers in from off screen, picks him up, and places him in a pile of wrecked cars. He doesn't react at all.

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Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

Triticum Guzzler posted:

BJ Penn stands motionless in a "just scrap" t-shirt. Taking him at his word, a crane lowers in from off screen, picks him up, and places him in a pile of wrecked cars. He doesn't react at all.

Someone gives his horn one last honk. "BJPenn.com," he toots softly.

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009

1st AD posted:

BJ Penn's career has really been great and has provided such moments as him punching Machida very hard and Machida looking terrified, him punching GSP very hard and GSP looking terrified, and him throwing his first and only headkick in his entire career against Diego Sanchez and stopping the fight with the cut that opened up from that kick. Also the whole thing with his mom and GSP's greasing.

But his crowning achievement was the Fitching of Jon Fitch and for that I am eternally grateful that he's a retarded little babby.

In closing,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xKYlznmNfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82twpwuE0iU

You missed the best one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z6YRtg83I8

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

manyak posted:

BJ used to be really good

wicked nope

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
i liked when freddie roach said that bj penn had by far the best boxing in mma, and that nick diaz wasn't really a good boxer at all (he just had good hands) and then bj got severely outboxed by diaz. and then severely outboxed by rory. and now has cried after three straight fights. greatest of all times.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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I know you're still upset about him murdering Gomi, but you can't take away the fact that BJ used to be amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM5SryyjpVc

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Mr. Nice! posted:

I know you're still upset about him murdering Gomi, but you can't take away the fact that BJ used to be amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM5SryyjpVc

in the last 5 years bj has gone 3-6-1. gomi will always be his biggest win, and he cheated so much

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
BJ is the reason Diego Sanchez talks like his lips are made of pillows now.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


BJ vs Diaz was a close fight until BJ's body remembered that it was BJ's body and he gassed out severely and stopped fighting back.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
bj gave up before he "gassed" or whatever. he got diaz's back, lost it, then quit.

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Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

Triticum Guzzler posted:

BJ Penn stands motionless in a "just scrap" t-shirt. Taking him at his word, a crane lowers in from off screen, picks him up, and places him in a pile of wrecked cars. He doesn't react at all.

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