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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
So the NFL announces the top 10 in their dumb list proving that just because the fans and media have bad opinions doesn't mean the players have good ones. Let's have a contest to see who can correctly guess the players and order of the list. 1 point for a correct player, 4 points for the correct order. So that means a perfect score would be 50 points. Please format your selection with numbers and give the player's actual name. If you just post a nickname I am not going to count it. You can use this format for your selections.



Prize will be an account upgrade. I will devise an ENTIRELY FAIR way of pairing down any ties. :toxx: I will award the upgrade within three days of the winner saying which he likes. I am so bad about that.


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Finally: I am a big ol' forgetful jerk and I forgot :siren:Spoeank!!!:siren:
won my QB game in January. I am lucky my head is actually attached to my neck or I'd be a lot shorter. I don't have PMs and I've decided to upgrade the reward to archives or platinum due to lateness. If you have pms please tell that poor neglected poster to tell me what he wants in this thread.

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
Richard Sherman
Percy Harvin
Michael Bennett
Malcolm Smith
Sidney Rice
JR Sweezey
Tarvaris Jackson
Stephen Haushka
Bruce Irvin
Russel Okung

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
My guesses (obviously I'm not eligible to win)

1. Peyton Manning
2. Richard Sherman
3. Tom Brady
4. Calvin Johnson
5. Adrian Peterson
6. Drew Brees
7. Rob Gronkowski (iunno)
8. Jamaal Charles
9. AJ Green
10. Jimmy Graham

(I can't believe I forgot McCoy.)

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Jul 7, 2014

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Here is 11-100 for those who don't know who NFL.com has already picked. JJ Watt has already been picked, everyone be angry.
http://www.nfl.com/top100/2014

1. Peyton Manning
2. Calvin Johnson
3. LeSean McCoy
4. Tom Brady
5. AJ Green
6. Jamaal Charles
7. Richard Sherman
8. Drew Brees
9. Jimmy Graham
10. Adrian Peterson

Also lol at Troy Polamalu at 61

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Jul 7, 2014

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008
1. Peyton Manning
2. Adrian Peterson
3. Calvin Johnson
4. Tom Brady
5. Drew Brees
6. Richard Sherman
7. AJ Green
8. Rob Gronkowski
9. LeSean McCoy
10.Jamal Charles

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
1. Peyton Manning
2. Tom Brady
3. Lesean McCoy
4. Jamaal Charles
5. Adrian Peterson
6. Calvin Johnson
7. Richard Sherman
8. Drew Brees
9. A.J Green
10. Jimmy Graham

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:
1. Peyton Manning
2. Jamaal Charles
3. Richard Sherman
4. Lesean McCoy
5. Calvin Johnson
6. Adrian Peterson
7. Drew Brees
8. Tom Brady
9. A.J Green
10. Jimmy Graham

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
1. Peyton Manning
2. Tom Brady
3. Richard Sherman
4. Calvin Johnson
5. Adrian Peterson
6. Drew Brees
7. LeSean McCoy
8. A.J. Green
9. Jimmy Graham
10. Jamaal Charles


The players are stupid. Every Steeler or Raven on there only makes sense if this is a ranking from 2011.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Agreed. No Whitworth despite the fact that he played at a pro bowl level at guard and tackle, AJ Green ranked in the top 10 is way too high too. There are a bunch of players there based on pure name recognition. Just goes to show that the players don't necessarily know poo poo about teams they don't prepare for. Easy to forget each team only plays 13 other teams a year.

I'd put Antonio Brown on the list as well as Yanda. Maybe Suggs and/or Ngata, I didn't follow the Ravens too closely. Both Flacco and Ben didn't play worth ranking on the list. You could argue four or five QBs not on the list outplayed them.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Jul 8, 2014

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Yanda had an unusually pedestrian year but he was playing with trash on either side of him. Suggs was good but lost a ton of steam as the season ran on. He may not of even had a sack in the last 8 games. Ngata had his worst year as a pro and didn't come near to deserving his salary let alone any accolades. I un-ironically believe Flacco deserves to be where he was voted. He was the entire offense on a bad team, was injured the last two games, and had the majority of interceptions off the hands of his receivers or thrown into stupid windows because the alternative was to concede the game was lost. Joe was one of the only fun things to watch all year.

Whitworth is great and the Bengals are easily one of the most talented teams in the NFL, which is what the Ravens were three years ago so maybe in three years they'll get their due.

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
1. Calvin Johnson
2. LeSean McCoy
3. Peyton Manning
4. Richard Sherman
5. Tom Brady
6. Adrian Peterson
7. Drew Brees
8. Jamal Charles
9. AJ Green
10. Jimmy Graham

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

1. Peyton Manning
2. Adrian Peterson
3. Calvin Johnson
4. LeSean McCoy
5. Tom Brady
6. Richard Sherman
7. Drew Brees
8. Jamaal Charles
9. Jimmy Graham
10. AJ Green

Tony Kornheiser: That's the list!

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Febreeze posted:

Also lol at Troy Polamalu at 61

Trigger warning that poo poo, Jesus Christ

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

GNU Order posted:

Trigger warning that poo poo, Jesus Christ

hair was weighted heavily i guess

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Troy is a great player, a class act, the key contributor to championship teams, and a hall of famer.

It hurts me physically to say this, but him being overrated in his old age is not a crime. Thankfully he can't crush my dreams much longer.


Any given year there are 52 Steelers you can hate. In like 3 years max you can hate 53. Deal with it.
VVVV

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 11:51 on Jul 9, 2014

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Eifert Posting posted:


It hurts me physically to say this, but him being overrated in his old age is not a crime.

being a Steeler, however

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Contest ends 2 hours after this post.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Last year was rough for Steeler hating fans. They go 8-8 despite a terrible start, not mention James Harrison and Mike Wallace both leave while Troy Polamalu and Bret Keisel failed to retire. Both Troy, Keisel, and Mike Tomlin are all incredibly likable. I thank god Roethlisberger is still around and that old age has transformed the majority of his crazy bullshit plays into painful looking sacks.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Official results:

1. Manning
2. Calvin Johnson
3. Tom Brady
4. ADP
5. LeSean McCoy
6. Drew Brees
7. Richard Sherman
8. Jamaal Charles
9. A.J. Green
10. Jimmy Graham


Check my math, I am basically mentally deficient when it comes to even basic math.

First place: 33 points, Ineligible Eifert Posting

:siren: First Place: 26 points, zimbomonkey :siren:
Second Place: TIE! 22 points, Fabreeze, turbomoose, Ace Jameson
Fifth Place: TIE! 18 points, The Puppy Bowl, Harlock
Seventh Place: 13 points, Marketing New Brain
Twelveth Place: 1 point, Shiksa

Zimbo, pick a forum upgrade. Post your choice here.




Players picked most accurately:
(7/9) 1. Manning
(4/9) 9. Green & 10. - Graham Everyone who picked one right picked both
(3/9) 8. Charles
(2/9) 6. Brees and 7. Sherman - No one got both
(1/9) 2. Johnson and 3. Brady -
(0/9) 4. Peterson and 5. McCoy - Weird that all the ties were sequential

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
This was a good way to make a bad thing fun. Thanks EP.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
drat i thought i had it.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Puppy Bowl feeling incredibly smug about the results is its own reward.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
I'm gonna get an av, I just have to figure out what. I've never won anything before. Yay.

Edit: Anyone got any panthers related stuff that would be good for an avatar.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Got an e-mail or twitter or whatever I can send the code to?

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
E:Removed

zimbomonkey fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Jul 12, 2014

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Alot of people ranking a stationary cover 3 corner top 5 lol

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swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Waroduce posted:

Alot of people ranking a stationary cover 3 corner top 5 lol

You realize the point was to predict the correct order, not actually order them yourself?

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