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turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
merkel sent the KSK to extract them from the stadium

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Lollerich
Mar 25, 2004

The little doctors are back,
they want to play with you!

etalian posted:

in hindsight maybe shoveling millions of dollars to FIFA did have a rewarding payoff after all.
I was actually billions my friend. Billions!

Wingless
Mar 3, 2009

Teron D Amun posted:

Germany only needs one more win and then its off to Russia (in 2018)




Good Lord. She barely looks human...in an exotic, might be an advanced sex-robot from Japan 2087 sort of way...

Lollerich
Mar 25, 2004

The little doctors are back,
they want to play with you!

Teron D Amun posted:

Germany only needs one more win and then its off to Russia (in 2018)



Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Wingless posted:

Good Lord. She barely looks human...in an exotic, might be an advanced sex-robot from Japan 2087 sort of way...

its called plastic surgery

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
Asians rule at plastic surgery.

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

its called plastic surgery
how does that look anything like plastic surgery?

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Al Borland posted:

Are the Germans dead yet?

Nur diejenigen, die im Kampf für das Reich gefallen sind

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

turdriver posted:

how does that look anything like plastic surgery?

asian plastic surgery.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


turdriver posted:

how does that look anything like plastic surgery?

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
thats a frumpy chick turning into a good looking Asian chick. theres plenty of natural girls that look like the latter pics

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008

Teron D Amun posted:

Germany only needs one more win and then its off to Russia (in 2018)




http://www.weibo.com/275500502 she is an attractive young lady, here is her Weibo account

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW

Bolian Blues posted:

http://www.weibo.com/275500502 she is an attractive young lady, here is her Weibo account
*slicks back hair* gonna tell her sup

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Teron D Amun posted:

Germany only needs one more win and then its off to Russia (in 2018)




Oh Stalingrad Stalingrad, Stalingrad, ich erinnere mich,

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Bolian Blues posted:

http://www.weibo.com/275500502 she is an attractive young lady, here is her Weibo account

I just went to Weibo on a company computer. Did I just expose all our trade secrets to China???

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

unlimited shrimp posted:

I just went to Weibo on a company computer. Did I just expose all our trade secrets to China???

China will use them to make something that falls apart the second the warranty runs out, so no big deal.

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW

unlimited shrimp posted:

I just went to Weibo on a company computer. Did I just expose all our trade secrets to China???
i dont think china cares how big macs are made

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

its called plastic surgery

Also contact lenses for them ~~kawaii~~ eyes :kiddo:

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

turdriver posted:

i dont think china cares how big macs are made

lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
No riots/mass killings. Smh

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Darth123123 posted:

No riots/mass killings. Smh

other than a bus being lit on fire and a flag being lit on fire I've yet to see any chaos

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
its been are really disappointing world cup, yeah.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

50 mins into the NED-ARG game and no goals so far. Last night raised the bar far too high.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
lol during the dutch-argi i just heard the most cold blooded poo poo from a sportscaster:

"Rain is now heavily falling down from darkened skies, or is it just the tears of a fallen nation?"

sauer kraut
Oct 2, 2004
Who are those terrible swarthy ARG guys and why are they allowed to play football?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Al Borland posted:

Are the Germans dead yet?
Brazilian assassins tried to shoot them.
They missed.


Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Say Nothing posted:

Brazilian assassins tried to shoot them.
They missed.

And then took seven bullets themselves.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Stex T posted:

And then took seven bullets themselves.

eh I'll allow it

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Spanish Manlove posted:

lol during the dutch-argi i just heard the most cold blooded poo poo from a sportscaster:

"Rain is now heavily falling down from darkened skies, or is it just the tears of a fallen nation?"
i bet if you translated that into portuguese it'd sound pretty cool

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Spanish Manlove posted:

other than a bus being lit on fire and a flag being lit on fire I've yet to see any chaos

Everything's too soaked in tears to get a good fire started, give it a few days.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

turdriver posted:

i dont think china cares how big macs are made

hahahah

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax

turdriver posted:

i dont think china cares how big macs are made

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Whenever MY team loses I burn down the town's public transport too. Only seems fair!

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/americas/2014/07/brazil-world-cup-fans-burn-buses-sao-paulo-201479152340443881.html

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

EmperorFritoBandito posted:

Everything's too soaked in tears to get a good fire started, give it a few days.

lol

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun
Would blitzkrieg her western and eastern front.

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fibblins
Dec 21, 2007

party swan
WHOWDO YOU MEAN THEY LOSS??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suHiR3Ff7nw

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