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Nigga in the tread here hydrometin his nuts And all fools expecting is a rap about big butts Call me a shitposter? drat that's hyperbole Op goonin out and still not a word you say (They're arid btw)
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# ? Jul 9, 2014 05:28 |
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Been in the kitchen all day. Chalk one up for goku sweaty.
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# ? Jul 9, 2014 05:36 |
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Been working all day, plumbing, running a new gas line for a stove. In Carhartt coveralls, we had +30 degree with no clouds or anything so that's just peachy. Still not cooling down and it's 10:43 PM. gently caress, they're sweaty. So, so sweaty. Quick Edit: voted "More than number of times Billy Idol says 'Sweat' type of sweaty." Or whatever, really. loving sauna in my Hanes I tell you what. Sweaty.
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# ? Jul 9, 2014 05:44 |
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It's really pretty remarkable that the answer distribution is this even.
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# ? Jul 9, 2014 05:56 |
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no ac/dc option, voted one, i never vote on threads though.
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# ? Jul 9, 2014 05:56 |
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I've discovered powder and Saxx underwear so I have less problems with ball sweat than in the past. Plus, I have a servant whose job it is to regularly remove any sweat that may be present with a rag made of the finest silken Yak wool. This sweat is carefully collected, purified and provided free of charge to people who suffer from Ball Sweat Insufficiency.
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# ? Jul 9, 2014 11:54 |
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ElectricSheep posted:i'm good, got some gold bond all up on this poo poo now that's what i call music
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# ? Jul 9, 2014 14:39 |
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this goes beyound just sweaty balls. i have hyperhydrosis of the balls and penis. i sweat a lot in my pants, some might say too much. but they don't know the joy of wearing oversized track suit pants and putting it up over your head and just smelling. you dont even have to harvest the smell with your hands ,like the person in this picture. but you can do that too, if you want. if you do both, you can really get a good smell of yourself. it smells good but som,etimes it's a bit too much. if i get really sweaty i take off my pants and spread my legs to the ceiling fan, and sit there for maybe 5 minutes, sometimes less or more depending on how much i have been swearing lately. if you put your head in the right position, the smell gets blown right into your nose, but it fades as the circulating air dries out your genital area. you can still scratch and get a good whiff if you are desperate. edit: sorry for those without forskins. i don't mean to trigger anyone, but it is a fact that foreskin can help with cultivating some great smells. if you go longer than a week without washing, its like a fine wine
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# ? Jul 9, 2014 14:57 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:
lol
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 03:26 |
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just got back from a run. swamp nuts over here.
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 03:28 |
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my balls are about as dry as they ever get in houston, so gonna go with 'a hint of dew' here, but like, regular dew and not code red or w/e cause that poo poo is just gross yeah, gonna go with diet dew in this case cause i been watchin my carbs
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 05:59 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 22:00 |
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You wanna know how to get a slam whale to lick your sweaty balls? Cover it in powdered sugar. Feels good man
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