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Moridin920 posted:hahahahahaahahahahahahaaha once a black tar like substance--imagine seaweed decomposed almost to the point of liquefaction--emerged from a vagina i was associated with once, and she just laughed it off and said it was the birth control she was on and it was just 'backed up' menstrual chutney.
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you need to gently caress ur roommate, my friend.
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Jul 10, 2014 08:34
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start playing 'yakety sax' loudly whenever the onanism starts up.dub yakety sax over all his porn.
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Orkin Mang posted:menstrual chutney.  ----------------<1000 yards>-----------
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Jul 10, 2014 09:18
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Can't put jizz genie back in bottle op. Now time to appreciate roommate with your other senses
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Jul 10, 2014 09:49
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mastubator, hell I hardly know her
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Jul 10, 2014 10:14
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the OP listening to his roomie spank it
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Jul 10, 2014 11:54
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tell your roomate dr dre isnt that good
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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:start playing 'yakety sax' loudly whenever the onanism starts up.dub yakety sax over all his porn. best suggestion in the thread onedayholiday posted:the OP listening to his roomie spank it haha
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Orkin Mang posted:menstrual chutney. Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:
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Roommate is at it right now. AMA.
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Jul 10, 2014 13:19
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What kind of expression is he shooting you right now?
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Jul 10, 2014 14:10
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Are you in the "splash zone"?
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lay down a tarp or something for him, jesus you are like the worst room mate ever
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psyopmonkey posted:Dude messes are 100% worse than chick messes. how bad are chick messes? following this logic your messes must be 150% worse than other peoples
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i'm allowing that women messes are 50% less than a guys (not true) and also that they stack (probably true)
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timp posted:Are you in the "splash zone"?
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join in.
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Ask him what his Jizz volume and frequency record is. Like, did he ever jizz so much the condom flooded. What is his record for most times fapped in one day? Does he think jerking in front of each other is gay? Is he opposed to a brojob?
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nomadologique posted:join in.
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I once watched a totally hosed up video about subliminal messages in Beat It by Michael Jackson being about group masturbation. The vid was made by Lenon Honor, whose website is now no longer functioning and all I can find on yt about Beat It is this vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By6yDL7LGgY All the links to the original vid I can't find, unless there are torrents. He also had stuff about the Walt Disney / pedo connections and his early films analyzed. Creepy poo poo, but all this to say ... play Beat It on a loop non-stop as a backing track to your RM's 7-hr long sessions 
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the gently caress is this from?
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Helpimscared posted:the gently caress is this from? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nSGYe9Dfe8
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this thread has gotten me wondering is it weirder to jack off or listen to you roommate jack off and obsess about it later
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gagelion posted:this thread has gotten me wondering is it weirder to jack off or listen to you roommate jack off and obsess about it later It's weirder to jack off. Don't jack off you loving weirdo.
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timp posted:It's weirder to jack off. Don't jack off you loving weirdo.
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