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Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
Literally what it says on the tin. A crystal doorknob focused sunlight on someone's pajamas, setting a house on fire.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-28231460

Crystal doorknobs were never cool... but it seems they're downright hot.

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turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
imagine ur so rich u have those made of diamond...

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

my knob made out of crystal and it start a fire in ur jam-jams too

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

eriktown posted:

Literally what it says on the tin. A crystal doorknob focused sunlight on someone's pajamas, setting a house on fire.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-28231460

Crystal doorknobs were never cool... but it seems they're downright hot.

The perfect arson crime. No one will ever suspect.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

hmm yase interesting

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


brought down by man's hubris.,,,

Spessman
Feb 1, 2013
Make your house a home with these hearth-warming tips.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

I'm looking forward to the newscast warnings about how crystal knobs will kill us all with ominous music and grainy 2nd unit shots of crystal knobs looking scary. Knobs.

EllisD
Mar 14, 2004

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!?

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
cool thread, op. thank you

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
i want to stab someone with an icicle then have they sun go thru the icicle and burn down there house

the perfect crime :twisted:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

my knob made out of crystal and it start a fire in ur jam-jams too

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



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