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Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

95 thesis but a bitch ain't one.

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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004


What's funny is that he was critical of the persecution of Jewish people for awhile, likely thinking that he might convert a few to his fancy new religion, then when they stayed Jewish he got real mad at them.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

A misanthrope posted:

i'm glad he's dead. 95 theses? 95??? just fukin give me the highlights you windbag jesus christ

and then ironically his namesake couldn't even manage one thesis without plagiarising lol

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Neurosis posted:

and then ironically his namesake couldn't even manage one thesis without plagiarising lol

Don't talk poo poo about Luther Vandross, rear end in a top hat.

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
I've always been a little confused, how did he get so corpulent on a Diet of Worms?

HI-OHHHHHHHHHHH

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

redshirt posted:

What's it like being dead?

it owns

buddha says hi 2 you guys btw

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
this may be the nerdiest thread i've ever seen

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

A misanthrope posted:

this may be the nerdiest thread i've ever seen

here I post. I can do no other.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Don't know if I should admit this but what the heck ...

My natural mother was a Catholic, put in a "home for unmarried mothers" with sadistic nuns, said "gently caress you!" to RC and named me Martin Luther.
My adoptive parents kept the Martin as my 2nd name, dropped the Luther.

So this thread caught my eye OP

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Don't know if I should admit this but what the heck ...

My natural mother was a Catholic, put in a "home for unmarried mothers" with sadistic nuns, said "gently caress you!" to RC and named me Martin Luther.
My adoptive parents kept the Martin as my 2nd name, dropped the Luther.

So this thread caught my eye OP

ground floor

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Nonsense posted:

ground floor

idgi what r we on the ground floor of?

pretend me dumb bout religious

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
It's what I hit when I jump from the roof

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

SirEvelynTremble posted:

It's what I hit when I jump from the roof

i'll race you

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

A misanthrope posted:

this may be the nerdiest thread i've ever seen

not even top 10

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Anyway gently caress Luther, my fave anti-RC dudes are Wycliffe and Hus.

Wycliffe DARED to write the Bible in English in 1382. Wycliffe died of natural causes, and Hus spread the word - eventually Rome caught up with Hus and heresy was decried. The Pope (Council of Constance) even exhumed Wycliffe's body and burned it, and Hus was burned at the stake. More balls than a loving nailed letter to a cathedral imo

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Anyway gently caress Luther, my fave anti-RC dudes are Wycliffe and Hus.

Wycliffe DARED to write the Bible in English in 1382. Wycliffe died of natural causes, and Hus spread the word - eventually Rome caught up with Hus and heresy was decried. The Pope (Council of Constance) even exhumed Wycliffe's body and burned it, and Hus was burned at the stake. More balls than a loving nailed letter to a cathedral imo

there were a few dudes through history that wanted to see reforms. the politics at the time are what helped it really take off

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

VikingSkull posted:

if your parents made you go to a church when you were a kid you were abused

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Wycliffe DARED to write the Bible in English in 1382

I loved his song Bubble Goose on that South Park album.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Robo Reagan posted:

there were a few dudes through history that wanted to see reforms. the politics at the time are what helped it really take off

dont forget dat gutenberg

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

all of the later protestants were poo poo. cathars 4 ever

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Bicyclops posted:

What's funny is that he was critical of the persecution of Jewish people for awhile, likely thinking that he might convert a few to his fancy new religion, then when they stayed Jewish he got real mad at them.
"Bet you anything the Jews are going to convert in droves, now we've taken scamming and money-grubbing out of Christianity." - Martin Luther

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Don't know if I should admit this but what the heck ...

My natural mother was a Catholic, put in a "home for unmarried mothers" with sadistic nuns, said "gently caress you!" to RC and named me Martin Luther.
My adoptive parents kept the Martin as my 2nd name, dropped the Luther.

So this thread caught my eye OP

Congrats on your awesome genes.

The coolest anyone in my parent's generation got was my Uncle, who hosted bingo games for Orthodox Jews to get a religious deferment from the draft.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

A misanthrope posted:

i'm glad he's dead. 95 theses? 95??? just fukin give me the highlights you windbag jesus christ

highlights are for loving children

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Frostwerks posted:

highlights are for loving children

A dentist office staple.

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Maneck
Sep 11, 2011

Frostwerks posted:

highlights are for loving children

Which part of a church is that anyway?

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