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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
slide two fingers along one of her limbs, sexily, OP

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
> smoulder in a valentino kind of way

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Whirlwind Jones posted:

gotta wait til dad gets home so you can use his credit card again.

i dont live with my dad and ive never personally purchased a thing on the forums, nor has anyone i know irl purchased me anything on the forms either

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 663 days!

Oil Can Boyd posted:

i dont live with my dad and ive never personally purchased a thing on the forums, nor has anyone i know irl purchased me anything on the forms either

Oil Can Boyd don't take no guff

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im sassy

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

please, op, stop posting threads

veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
OP, don't stop posting.

Also, next time you are in a situation like that, unzip your pants while sipping Organo Gold.

hth

logical fallacy
Mar 16, 2001

Dynamic Symmetry
Gonna need kinotherapy.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

lol

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
She was marking you with her pheromones so that the women who guard the hive will know to attack you as soon as you get down wind. For gods sake don't go outside, and next time leave the tough work to professional Womenkeepers.

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

op did not insert enough kindness tokens into the sex machine and only got a little leg rubbins

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Oct 30, 2009

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I had hoped this thread was about Kino from TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze and now I am sad.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

next time start licking the skin between her toes. next time you will be prepared.

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Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Since the OP's only friend is his mother I find her actions and his post highly inappropriate.

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