Pretty sure I agreed to a MMFF 4 way

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Chamale: Jul 11, 2010; I'm helping!

That's 33% gay OP, which is 33% too gay for me.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 06:38

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 12:51

PantsandCola: Aug 17, 2013; you did good... you did good

em em em em would be way better

# ? Jul 11, 2014 06:40

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

i didnt know that the order of the letters determined the order of penetration. now i know and thank god i found out while i was still a virgin.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 06:40

Ruggan: Feb 20, 2007; WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!

Orkin Mang posted:

i didnt know that the order of the letters determined the order of penetration. now i know and thank god i found out while i was still a virgin.

That applies to all of us, thanks op

# ? Jul 11, 2014 06:42

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

GlazedMcGuffin posted:

Just go straight for the dick, stick with what you know

i dont know dick

# ? Jul 11, 2014 06:47

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

NiceGuy posted:

do some meth to chill

# ? Jul 11, 2014 06:48

9goats dead: Mar 25, 2010; BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

rim it before you stick it. i wish u well on ur endeavors.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 06:48

Cyks: Mar 17, 2008; The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

Trixie Hardcore posted:

In every 4some I have ever been in there has been at least 1 person who was in way over their head & brought the overall quality of the sex down for the whole group. OP has a chance to be that guy.

Same

Except replace 4some with 2some. Or 1some.

Ruggan posted:

That applies to all of us, thanks op

Lol at this guy pretending he's never looked up group play on a porn site.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 12:13

Fog Tripper: Mar 3, 2008; by Smythe

Fandyien posted:

fuckin with other people around is actually awkward

i never understood the dorm pornos of couples loving while drunk dudes are standing there gawking and cheering

# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:42

old fat bird: Oct 27, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Fog Tripper posted:

i never understood the dorm pornos of couples loving while drunk dudes are standing there gawking and cheering

frats are really gay and it's free porn

# ? Jul 11, 2014 20:23

Mike the TV: Jan 14, 2008; Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine; Pillbug

Fog Tripper posted:

i never understood the dorm pornos of couples loving while drunk dudes are standing there gawking and cheering

thats pretty much what dorm life is like though :confused:

# ? Jul 11, 2014 20:35

Lazermaniac: Sep 2, 2007; Do not stare into beam with remaining eye.

gently caress that butt real good

# ? Jul 12, 2014 11:33

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

These are pretty fun but ruin friendships fwiw

# ? Jul 12, 2014 11:40

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Theres no more awkward of a feeling than hanging out with your best friend and her boyfriend and all you can think about is cucking her

# ? Jul 12, 2014 11:41

RonMexicosPitbull: Feb 28, 2012; by Ralp

If you start calling your sex habits "-play" you are a hosed up deranged individual.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 11:46

EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Yeah op, MMFF means you're getting hosed while loving a chick who is eating out another chick. Rip

you are the best poster

# ? Jul 12, 2014 11:47

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

My life is a nonstop orgy.

My balls hurt and my skin is sweaty and the sight of writhing flesh is no longer amusing to me.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 11:55

Stairmaster: Jun 8, 2012

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

If you start calling your sex habits "-play" you are a hosed up deranged individual.

what about just sex-play

Motherfucker posted:

My life is a nonstop orgy.

My balls hurt and my skin is sweaty and the sight of writhing flesh is no longer amusing to me.

congrats

# ? Jul 12, 2014 12:01

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

If you start calling your sex habits "-play" you are a hosed up deranged individual.

What about foreplay

# ? Jul 12, 2014 12:02

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

the real question is, are they hot? cause i don't suck no uggo dick.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 12:05

Salt n Reba McEntire: Nov 14, 2000; Kuparp.

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

If you start calling your sex habits "-play" you are a hosed up deranged individual.

I would be more concerned if your sex habits included the prefix "play-".

Look on the bright side OP; the net result is that you're still heterosexual. Or neterosexual if you will.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 12:13

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

If you start calling your sex habits "-play" you are a hosed up deranged individual.

He shows up promptly at 7:45am, wearing a 3-piece business suit, impeccably tailored, pleats framing his exposed cock and balls. The very concept of foreplay is abhorrent to him, she knows better than to mention it. He sets the metronome on the bedside table, enters her at 7:47am, mechanically pumps with machine-like precision until completion. He stands, makes a note in the ledger in his practiced handwriting. He places the ledger and the metronome in his briefcase, closes it and arranges his suit. He gives her a firm handshake and a copy of the invoice, leaves promptly at 7:50am.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 15:37

King Vidiot: Feb 17, 2007; You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

That's basically just like two heterosexual pairings loving together in the same room. It has to be an uneven number on one side or the other to be a proper orgy. Either that or just a greater number of people.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 15:45

pixelbaron: Mar 18, 2009; ~ Notice me, Shempai! ~

everyone in the world. pegging you

# ? Jul 12, 2014 15:45

Retarded_Clown_: Feb 18, 2012

Trixie Hardcore posted:

In every 4some I have ever been in there has been at least 1 person who was in way over their head & brought the overall quality of the sex down for the whole group. OP has a chance to be that guy.

Ive never been in a 4some because I'm going to Heaven.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:13

Hungry Joe: Nov 27, 2006; DDFH

Commence the jiggling

# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:15

Kirk Johnson: May 25, 2014; by Ralp

Maybe it's just me but I'll be happy if I can go through life without ever having to see what my buddies' erections look like.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:35

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

Kirk Johnson posted:

Maybe it's just me but I'll be happy if I can go through life without ever having to see what my buddies' erections look like.

If you can call that living.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 16:51

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

haha, me 2, guys. i have the sex

on the regular

orgies too :hf:

# ? Jul 13, 2014 00:26

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

King Vidiot posted:

That's basically just like two heterosexual pairings loving together in the same room. It has to be an uneven number on one side or the other to be a proper orgy. Either that or just a greater number of people.

and you need the trappings to it up right - aint no proper orgy without robes, ankle bracelets, lotions and orgy-guy moustaches

# ? Jul 13, 2014 00:37

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

So, you done by now? Was it any good?

# ? Jul 13, 2014 01:25

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

Smoke more meth OP. You're in this, just let yourself methylate a bit more and bring some along if you start coming to your senses. You need to be high enough that you can handle the sweat and smell of three other people bumping into you. Lots of rear end-smell.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 01:29

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

hemophilia posted:

Smoke more meth OP. You're in this, just let yourself methylate a bit more and bring some along if you start coming to your senses. You need to be high enough that you can handle the sweat and smell of three other people bumping into you. Lots of rear end-smell.

the last time we had meth in a gbs sex thread it turned out poorly

# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:49