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They often don't have a one-hand control configuration, insisting you to press buttons in the keyboard and mouse in strange ways while you just want to fap. And those lovely flash games also require you to keep moving the mouse in a way that isn't up and down, I can't do both movements with my hands dammit. Is this a new world order illuminati plot to sell automatic masturbators or what.
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grow extra hands you loving loser.
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Japanese Phone Box posted:They often don't have a one-hand control configuration, insisting you to press buttons in the keyboard and mouse in strange ways while you just want to fap. And those lovely flash games also require you to keep moving the mouse in a way that isn't up and down, I can't do both movements with my hands dammit. turn your mouse sidways you loving newb
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Jul 11, 2014 02:42
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JakeP posted:turn your mouse sidways you loving newb Interesting proposition but it could get confusing in games that keep changing the required mouse movement.
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Jul 11, 2014 02:49
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look at this noob
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Jul 11, 2014 02:56
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i dont get porn games, why make masturbation challenging?
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Jul 11, 2014 02:57
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in the future the computer machine will masturebate you're dick for you...
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Jul 11, 2014 03:06
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http://poorusername.deviantart.com/art/An-Instrument-of-Amusement-323447908
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Jul 11, 2014 03:13
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Porn games are great when you're 13 and browsing Newgrounds and afraid to look for actual porn I'm not sure who else needs them though
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Jul 11, 2014 03:31
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StandardVC10 posted:I'm not sure who else needs them though One day the technology will catch up
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Jul 11, 2014 03:34
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StandardVC10 posted:Porn games are great when you're 13 and browsing Newgrounds and afraid to look for actual porn Shhh stop disclosing my actual age.
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Jul 11, 2014 03:41
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Is it gay if my friend streams a porn game for me and takes my requests?
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Jul 11, 2014 03:45
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StandardVC10 posted:Porn games are great when you're 13 and browsing Newgrounds and afraid to look for actual porn You can also come full circle in your wacking history, lazily pullin your junk to poorly drawn alien boobs in your late 20's once hookers and blow become old hat.
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Jul 11, 2014 03:51
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Never met a girl with boobs that tween as smoothly as the ones on Newgrounds.
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Literally lol if you masturbate by moving your hand instead of thrusting you dick
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