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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

...of SCIENCE! posted:

im gonna be That Guy and namedrop The Raid: Redemption, because that's how you make a loving non-stop balls-to-the-wall action movie

I watched that and Dredd back to back, and they were both awesome.

The Raid 2 was also pretty awesome but there was a lot of "story" in it.

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fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Expendables 2 has one kinda fun scene with Statham beating up nerds with a thurible. Oh and I think he is the one that fights Scott Adkins in the end
Chuck Norris murders the whole movie dead unfortunately

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

FogHelmut posted:

I watched that and Dredd back to back, and they were both awesome.

The Raid 2 was also pretty awesome but there was a lot of "story" in it.

I remember watching the Expendables and thinking you just couldn't make an 80s style action movie work anymore. Then I saw Dredd and realized the Expendables just sucks.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


FogHelmut posted:

I watched that and Dredd back to back, and they were both awesome.

The Raid 2 was also pretty awesome but there was a lot of "story" in it.

if you liked the raid movies, check out merantau

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

fatherboxx posted:

Expendables 2 has one kinda fun scene with Statham beating up nerds with a thurible. Oh and I think he is the one that fights Scott Adkins in the end
Chuck Norris murders the whole movie dead unfortunately

They also set up JCVD as the badguy by having him roundhouse kick a knife into someone's heart which was pretty cool.

brainsforbrains
Jul 12, 2009

I'll be your Valentino
We'll ride upon an omnibus and then the casino
I'm gonna recommend Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons
It's one of the most balls-out entertaining movies I've seen in ten years. A five year old gets bitten in half in the first ten minutes and there's a guy who fights demons with his gigantic foot. If you liked Kung Fu Hustle you'll love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aelriSQLqkc

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

brainsforbrains posted:

I'm gonna recommend Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons
It's one of the most balls-out entertaining movies I've seen in ten years. A five year old gets bitten in half in the first ten minutes and there's a guy who fights demons with his gigantic foot. If you liked Kung Fu Hustle you'll love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aelriSQLqkc

holy poo poo, I had no idea Stephen Chow's newest movie was even out in America, let alone on Netflix

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
the audio mix for the Expendables was bad. You have to turn it way up to hear the mumbling dialog and then all of a sudden its a huge loving explosion and it hurts your ears

brainsforbrains
Jul 12, 2009

I'll be your Valentino
We'll ride upon an omnibus and then the casino

...of SCIENCE! posted:

holy poo poo, I had no idea Stephen Chow's newest movie was even out in America, let alone on Netflix

Hell yeah, my brother and I watched and basically had giddy panic attacks for an hour and a half.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

...of SCIENCE! posted:

holy poo poo, I had no idea Stephen Chow's newest movie was even out in America, let alone on Netflix

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
normally summer movies suck but apparently How to Train Your Dragon 2 and Planet of the Apes 2 or whatever were good? c/d?

Quint Gets Eaten
Apr 23, 2014
Dropping in to say Dolph owns

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Quint Gets Eaten posted:

Dropping in to say Dolph owns

exhibit A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wBq3wPBOXc

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Quint Gets Eaten
Apr 23, 2014

I would ask the context but I think it's better not knowing

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