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usernamecooper
May 3, 2014

by Lowtax

Quarex posted:

He might work at Target but half hour lunches can happen to anyone. You never know when they might strike. My government agency had hour lunches until some infamous conference call a couple of years back where one office in New York City complained they only had a half hour and everyone else got an hour, so magically a few months later these new amazing efficient half-hour lunches were mandated nationwide. Progress! Easier to justify sitting in your car for only 15 minutes after grabbing a sandwich though

This brand of banality is why people escape to their cars during the summer on work meal breaks.

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babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

small talk is fun yall sound like a bunch of boring assholes

still would rather eat alone cuz gently caress waiting for ppl to finish

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer

babypolis posted:

small talk is fun yall sound like a bunch of boring assholes

still would rather eat alone cuz gently caress waiting for ppl to finish

if you enjoy small talk the boring rear end in a top hat was you all along

ijii
Mar 17, 2007
I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.
I take breaks in my car too, but only because I'm sick of people blaring the TV. Can't people go half a day without TV? Besides, what's there to watch in 15 minutes?

brainsforbrains
Jul 12, 2009

I'll be your Valentino
We'll ride upon an omnibus and then the casino
sometimes me and the guys at work go out and grab some hot dogs for lunch, no big deal, its pretty fun

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

and god is on your side
dividing sparrows from the nightingales
*everyone is staring at the TV in the break room*

what's that? oh, the world cup? yeah...not really into "sports" :rolleyes:

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Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
I like to eat all my female coworkers out for lunch because it's a free lunch and it makes them all like me more. It was awkward on bring your child to work day because it still turned me on even though they were children so I went down on them anyway and my boss was like "haha dude what the gently caress?"

That man was Aatrek


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