Self harming in my cubicle so i won't have to talk to my coworkers at work

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SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Any suggestions what methods I should use to inflict the most amount of pain and/or repulse my coworkers most?

(i'm trying to beat the title of most depressing post)

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:42

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Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

reading this thread gave me harm op

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:43

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Any suggestions what methods I should use to inflict the most amount of pain and/or repulse my coworkers most?

(i'm trying to beat the title of most depressing post)

talk to them

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:45

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

gently caress my cock, human being

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:48

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Circular table saw, Crazyglue, Bungie cord.

Set up the tablesaw in front of your chair.
Hook the bungie to yourself and your chair tight enough so that should you not struggle against it, you would be pulled to your chair.
Crazyglue your hands to the side of your head.

Attempt to throw your neck down on the saw in an attempt to decapitate yourself, get pulled back to your chair, and possibly be found reclining in the chair, holding your head in a position that makes it almost look as if your head is blowing yourself.

You're welcome.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:48

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Circular table saw, Crazyglue, Bungie cord.

Set up the tablesaw in front of your chair.
Hook the bungie to yourself and your chair tight enough so that should you not struggle against it, you would be pulled to your chair.
Crazyglue your hands to the side of your head.

Attempt to throw your neck down on the saw in an attempt to decapitate yourself, get pulled back to your chair, and possibly be found reclining in the chair, holding your head in a position that makes it almost look as if your head is blowing yourself.

You're welcome.

thanks

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:51

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JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

OP your coworkers dont want to talk to you either. Try showering

# ? Jul 11, 2014 23:12

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