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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Jesus Christ! I'm married!
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naem
May 29, 2011

I.C. posted:

why are you spelling it like that

Phone posting, I've spelled things wrong so many times it autocorrects to that now its great

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Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

Bip Roberts posted:

Good job continuing rape culture.

this but unironically

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Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
lol at posting on the day of your wedding, which means you are not having sex

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Koala Cola
Dec 21, 2005

I am the stone that the builder refused...
is your name mike smith??

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Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Never been married but I am a homewrecker. It owned.

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plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
I may have attended your wedding OP

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
 I heard lumberg hosed her, op.

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Mr. Sunshine posted:

I got married today. It's actually pretty awesome.
Please share your thoughts on the sacred institution of marriage.

Marriage and family are America's substitutes for social welfare and class consciousness.

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